Tom Brady’s Officially A Babydaddy

August 23rd, 2007 // 10 Comments

(Flynet)

When she gave birth did she curse Gisele’s name and wish a pox on her? I bet she did. People get enraged and truthful when they birth a child. Bridget Moynahan gave birth to New England Patriots god Tom Brady’s baby yesterday in L.A. I hope she named it “Ka-ching”.

During her fifth month, Moynahan talked to Martha Stewart about becoming a mom, saying: “I’m a little nervous, ’cause I haven’t done it before.”

On Monday, Brady, 30, called impending fatherhood “a very joyous, happy situation,” and on Wednesday he was missing from practice, according to the Boston Globe. While the Patriots declined official comment on Brady’s whereabouts, the newspaper reports he hitched a lift to L.A. on the Kraft family’s private jet.

Flowers? That’s actually….kinda sweet. Maybe he’s not an ass and this just kinda happened. How come Eddie Murphy didn’t handle things like this? Answer: he’s an asshole and into trannies. Anyway, maybe Tom and Bridget might make it work eventually. It’s like a bad romantic comedy, but these things happen. Gisele is SO the stereotypical evil model new girlfriend. You know she’s going to expose those nude modeling photos Bridget did when she was starving if Tom looks to stray!

By J. Harvey
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  1. T-Bone

    Forgive me for being somewhat idealistic and sentimental, but I hope Tom and Giselle rekindle their love and take care of their baby together. Forever. And ever. Without Giselle.

  2. T-Bone

    Whoops – I meant Tom and Bridget…

  3. green cardigan

    Did he manage to drag his sorry arse into the delivery ward?

    I agree T Bone. Giselle can have anyone she wants. She will find her true love. It would be nice if Tom and Bridie could make it work again for the babies sake.

  4. CAT

    AMEN with T_Bone & Green Cardigan! I agree about Giselle and hevens knows she can find 100 men if not more to be boy toy or lovers!…Heh heh heh doubt it! Who can put up with her weird behaivor? Plus a being a Stepmom? Ah no freaky way with her attitude!!

    Meerrrow! Hisssss!
    Cat

  5. Linda

    Oh please, he’s sweet cuz he’s bringing flowers to the mother of his child? He’s been absent this entire pregnancy, galivanting around with his “hot” new model girlfriend…but he shows up for the birth. I agree, was he even actually there or just showed up afterwards. I never liked him (not a Pats fan) but now I dislike him even more. Blech…

  6. Zekers

    …if they can get along, that would be the best for baby! Lordy, I was looking at a picture of myself the other day, taken the day I left for the hospital to have my son-a week over-due…I still can’t believe skin can stretch that far!!!

  7. Interloper

    Am I missing something here? Weren’t they already broken up when she found out she was pregnant? It’s not like he finds out then dumps her ass. They’d already split. He already said he intends being a part of that baby’s life. Why the hate?

    Jeeze I don’t even like football or him but really. They’d broken up.

  8. sassyne

    I hope Tom and Bridget get back together also. It is a very real possibility. They both will be overcome with emotion on about the birth of their son, it’s possible. Eddie didn’t handle things this way because he is a little boy. He ran, and is still running from his responsibilities as a father.

  9. hmweis1

    Being a woman who has yet to birth a child, I am insanely frightened by that pic with her stomach 4 feet in front of her.

  10. lll

    i so want to see Tom and Bridget back together. I mean he loved her once right? I do NOT like Giesele. Don’t know what Tom sees in her. He can have better then that.

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