Tom Brady/Bridget Moynahan Baby Mama Drama Heating Up

February 20th, 2007 // 19 Comments

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As a lifelong Bostonian, I am proud to have a Boston sports team be the focal point of a burgeoning scandal . It’s about time Boston threw its hat in the hot drama ring. We have drama here, but it usually only involves the citizens, like when a couple overdoses their four year old on bipolar medication and goes on trial. For instance, our state government got the Big Dig all messed up and a woman got crushed to death in a tunnel a while back. It was totally f*cked up. But because it wasn’t Jordana Brewster or someone, the rags didn’t care. Finally we have an IN! Go Red Sox! Tom Brady’s minions are saying Bridget got knocked up on purpose, and didn’t see fit to tell Tom that she was going to the papers with the announcement. You know Tom’s in Paris with Gisele right now and wishing it would all just blow over or Bridget would take a fall down some stairs. Kidding. Seriously though, Boston sports fans will turn on your ass in a dime. You could score the winning touchdown in the Superbowl carrying a crippled kid in a wheelchair on your shoulders, and if you jaywalk the next day people are catcalling at your ass on the field during next season’s opener. Tom’s gonna have some trouble shaking this one off, and he was our goddamn golden boy.

But a friend of Moynahan said, “Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December – right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?” A rep for Moynahan said, “We got calls [about the pregnancy] and confirmed them, but he did get a heads-up.”

Heads-up:

Bridget: I’m pregnant. It’s yours.
Tom: Ok. Abort.
Bridget: Hells no! You got bank, and “I, Robot” didn’t do so hot! Tell Gisele I said “heyyy!”

By J. Harvey
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  1. EraserFan

    That’s where you’re wrong J.Harvey. Patriots fans won’t turn on Tom Brady. He could say tomorrow that he blamed OJ but really he was the one that killed Nicole and the other guy, and we would wonder if that would hurt his completion percentage.

  2. Jen

    In the end, who cares? It’s noones business but theirs anyway. If she got preggo on purpose, he’ll still have to pay. The courts don’t care WHY it happened, they just know there’s a kid out there with his genes and he’ll have to pay. Maybe Brady and the a$$hat QB from Arizona, Matt Leinart can get together and have a cryfest over girls who get preggo on purpose JUST to trap them. *rolls eyes*

  3. cracktastic

    Jen, well said.

    if these guys don’t want a baby, WEAR A CONDOM.

    or at least pull out…

    but Jeeeesus, a woman can’t get pregnant on her own (in the “natural” way, anyway) and these guys say “oh, she did it on purpose”. Oh, really? did you not wear a rubber on purpose? did you come inside her on purpose?

  4. allyson

    Honestly, i believe Bridget is a trap. But we are in 2007! If it’s really Tom’s baby i have no doubt he will suppot this child. And Tom and Gisele are definetely getting really serious and i see a future for them. Gisele seems to be a lovely person and she will be a HOT stepmom! I hope it’s a boy.

  5. Margaret

    Mr. Brady needs to step forward and make a gentlemanly statement, and he and his current skank need to be a little more discrete, for Pete’s sake. I guess, after being dumped by Leo, Gisele’s been hard pressed to make a connection. These two deserve each other. For God’s sake, Tom, tell your friends to shut the f up. Gisele’s just another Tara Reid to you, anyway.

  6. nastybugger

    allyson, how is bridget a “trap”? if he didn’t want a baby, there are ways to prevent it.

    and how is it that you know they’re getting “really serious”? please, they’ve been dating 3 months TOPS. unless, of course, he was seeing Giselle BEFORE he dumped Bridget…

    which makes him a scumbag cheater and makes Giselle look…well, not very good.

  7. Karen

    I can be a “trap” because if you are in a relationship for that long you are most likely taking the pill. So after a certain amount of time you say “hey honey want to stop with the condoms?” Boom, trap. She stops taking the pill and gets what she wants. The baby and she hopes the marraige that she wants too. It’s the oldest trick in the book that I have seen with my own eyes happen to men. I am a woman and a product of a family that has had problems like that. THAT is why my parents never married. The other woman that was the trapper. IT HAPPENS.

    Even so, it’s up to Tom to do the right thing by the baby. He doesn’t need to get back with her. He doesn’t owe HER ahything but he needs to be there for that baby. If it is even his…….

  8. nastybugger

    most likely taking the pill? says who? do you have statistics on how many long-term couples use the pill as birth control?

    besides that, whether she was really on the pill or lying about it, if you’re a man, and you don’t want a baby, and you’re about to dump the woman…

    YOU WEAR A CONDOM. that way, you got no complaints unless the condom breaks.

    bottom line, if you don’t want a kid, don’t take the woman’s word for it re: the pill.

    wrap your whopper before you stick it in!

  9. spark

    none of us were there while they were going out so it’s not fair to say Bridget trapped him. i highly doubt she did. he’s an idiot to beleive she was on the pill and not use protection.

  10. Ani

    Honestly, i believe Bridget is a trap. But we are in 2007! If it’s really Tom’s baby i have no doubt he will suppot this child. And Tom and Gisele are definetely getting really serious and i see a future for them. Gisele seems to be a lovely person and she will be a HOT stepmom! I hope it’s a boy.

    lol They’re getting serious? Why? Because they’re making out all over Paris? And how exactly do you know she “is a trap”? Because you like the Pats?

    Lame.

    If someone doesn’t want a child with someone, they should probably keep their pants on. Period. End of story. Luckily, the courts agree with me.

  11. nastybugger

    ani, I agree with you too.

    keeping your pants on is much BETTER than using a rubber!

  12. ok

    you losers have got nothing better to do than speculate on someone else’s drama….this shit is fun to read but give me a break with the comments and get out there and LIVE!

  13. GeneralChiang

    The Tuck Rule won’t save Brady’s ass this time!

  14. EraserFan

    I have trouble finding condoms that fit. Most people think it would be a dream come true to be well endowed, but that is just false. Condoms don’t fit, when you sit on the toilet it hangs into the water and it gets chilly, and when you mow the lawn you have to be really careful.

  15. Ugh! Who cares! This actress/QB spawn will turn out just like Brody Jenner, Nicole Ritchie, Brandon Davis, etc…etc…

    All of these celebrities/socialites should be sterilized.

  16. Heads-up:

    Bridget: I’m pregnant. It’s yours.
    Tom: Ok. Abort.
    Bridget: Hells no! You got bank, and “I, Robot” didn’t do so hot! Tell Gisele I said “heyyy!”

    That is priceless. Harvey, I love your style. You make me laugh!

  17. Julie

    That bitch needs to let it go. Tom Brady is a GOD and whatever he does or doesn’t do will not and should not effect him!

    Go Pats!

  18. Cynthia

    Anytime a 35 yr old gets pregnant, especially after 3 years of dating someone, it is NOT an accident. Believe me, I am 32 with NO children because I wont settle (and no I’m not ugly I just havent found true love). I would hate the thought of a man staying with me if he truly didnt want to. So anytime a man didnt want me, I’d accept it and move on. I wouldnt get knocked up!

    I’m glad this old trick of trying to get a man to commit or stay with you is no longer working. Men will always be men and take sex when they can get it. He trusted her, and yes, that was HIS mistake. But hers was purposly getting pregnant knowing he didnt want to. Now everyone is feeling sorry for her. He is not a jerk, he simply didnt want her. To stay with her JUST BECAUSE OF THE BABY isn’t emotionally healthy. The baby would feel the lack of love and happiness. So what he’s doing is actually right in my eyes.

    She knew he didnt want any more of a committment. She should have had more dignity and self-respect and just moved on.

  19. JC

    I’d hit it. who’s u’r step-daddy.

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