Tom Brady Voted Unsexy

April 3rd, 2008 // 5 Comments

It had to happen. The backlash has begun. Even here in Boston. The Boston Phoenix has put Tom Brady on their list of the 100 Unsexiest Men of 2008. And they describe him as “an overexposed, supermodel-dating, out-of-wedlock-fathering, big-game-losing metrosexual — with a bowl haircut.” Hee.

A couple of things to keep in mind. They probably put him at #100 because they don’t want Bostonian Pats superfans rolling up on their offices to cut a bitch and disturb the escorts in the lobby who are there to pay for their gross ads in the dirty section in the back.

The second is that the Phoenix is Boston’s “alternative newspaper.” So they specialize in ultra leftwing politics, reviews of performance art, and the aforementioned ads in the back which also include personals run by people requiring “60-something daddy types looking for perky jockboys to give spankings to.” This aint the Globe. So I’m guessing Tommy Boy isn’t going to hang his head over this one. Not that I don’t agree with them. I like my jocks rough and ready on the field and not being pussywhipped by bossy models.


More photos of the “unsexy” Tom Brady are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. krystyn

    unsexy my ass. the phoenix is trying to be cool and ride the backlash train on Tommy Boy.

    he’s by far the sexiest human in Boston (except when Leo’s in town).

    and I can say that because J Harvey lives in Dorchester.

    thank you and good night

  2. hoosiermommy

    I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed.

  3. john

    I’m so happy that someone else thinks the same way I do about Tom Brady.
    He’s nothing but a prick and deserves all the bad press he gets.
    Down with Brady!!!

  4. Joyce

    I agree with everything they printed. He isn’t sexy, in fact he has a “duh” look about him, sort of downs syndrome look. I do think he is with the right person now. Gisele is the man of the house and Tom is her “Ho”.

  5. brett favre


    down with that prick!

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