Tom And Katie Set To Marry

July 5th, 2005 // 13 Comments

Maybe then this nightmare will end.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to get married next month. The pair will reportedly marry at the Scientology headquarters in Los Angeles

According to Digitalspy quoting More magazine a source said: “Tom has encouraged Katie to embrace our faith and they have both agreed to a Scientology wedding service. The couple are planning to spend their honeymoon on a luxury yacht.

Until then, don’t expect Tom to ever leave her alone.

When Holmes accompanied Cruise to a recent taping of “The View,” eyebrows were raised when she wasn’t allowed to go to the bathroom alone. At one point, Cruise asked where the bathroom was and “took Katie with him into the men’s room,” an insider says. Later, when Holmes needed to go, “three Scientologists followed her in.” A rep for “The View” said, “We don’t follow guests to the bathroom.”

Is there some Scientology peeing ritual that we haven’t been made aware of? Maybe there is there is some miraculous healing power of peeing that must be witnessed when a Scientologist pees? I don’t know, but I’m sure Tom Cruise knows the all facts behind the healing powers of peeing.

Meanwhile, Brooke Sheilds is still taking Tom to task for his offensive postpartum depression comments. In an op-ed piece published Friday in The New York Times, Shields criticized what she called Cruise’s “ridiculous rant.”

“I’m going to take a wild guess and say that Mr. Cruise has never suffered from postpartum depression,” Shields wrote.

She added that Cruise’s comments “are a disservice to mothers everywhere. To suggest that I was wrong to take drugs to deal with my depression, and that instead I should have taken vitamins and exercised shows an utter lack of understanding about postpartum depression and childbirth in general.”

“If any good can come of Mr. Cruise’s ridiculous rant, let’s hope that it gives much-needed attention to a serious disease,” she wrote.

How much do we love Brooke?

Tom and Katie plan wedding [Ananova]
Keeping An Eye On Katie [Page Six]
Brooke Shields Fires Back At Tom [Access Hollywood]

(Image via Katie Holmes Pictures)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Apparently, this accompanying your girlfriend to the bathroom is a new trend in Hollywood. Just last week, we learned that Bobby Brown accompanies Whitney to the restroom, as well. (Actually, do Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown qualify as celebrities?)

    Meanwhile, I can’t understand why Tom Cruise must introduce Katie to the audience for each interview. It’s almost like he’s showing vacation photos or a large fish he’s caught on a recent fishing trip. Most celebrities talk about their S/Os when being interviewed on television, but it’s extremely rare for them to actually bring them out on live TV. Even rarer for it to be a second occurance.

  2. Lisa

    This is not a new trend. People have been following others into the bathrooms ever since cocaine was invented.

  3. Brian

    Michael wackjob baby dangling Jackson and Lisa Marie so my father was a superstar i wanna sing too Pressley had more chemistry than these two.
    So did liza with a z Minelli and that plastic surgery loving pancake makeup wearing David (who mattered so little I forget his last name already)
    And Katie,honey,if you gotta put up with this CRAP,at least get a REAL ring…..not that pathetic pebble he foisted on you….If you’re stuck with Tom how can I make myself look like more of a jackass today than I did yesterday Cruise,for the next 5 years,that thing needs to be at least 4 times the size.Think JLo,Paris Hilton,Malania Trump.It’s bad enough to have people laughing about your “man” but your ring too?

  4. Mimi

    Read about Scientology and celebrities here: http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/celebrities_con.html?FACTNet, and about Scientology’s mind control techniques here: http://www.factnet.org/coercion.html?FACTNet.

  5. Rachael

    It is apparent that this is a control issue or a cult. Either way it is clear that this is only going to end up as GREAT GOSSIP for us to discuss for years to come.
    Can anyone say WACO 2005.

  6. Steve

    LOL! Travolta mixing the Kool-Aid, Tom setting the house on fire, ATF storming the gates with a tank, Zombie Katie manning the .50 Cal belt fed machine gun on the roof, giant alien mothership in the air. Wow! I’m gonna try sell this to Bruckhiemer

  7. Nan Mora

    Hey get your facts straight, these two are supposed to be married in a beautiful little town called Skaneateles in NY.

  8. lala

    maybe the nightmare will end or we’re commatose.

  9. typerT

    Brian, I have to say, that was Hilarious! These two…wow, I knew this was a joke, but now it appears to be getting scary. Yikes~ is she really that disconnected from reality that she doesn’t see that having someone there to wipe her a*s is a bit unhealthy? I thought this girl was a little smarter than that. I truly liked her when she was with C. Klein. They were nice looking, smart, and a compatible pair. Now? Even if this is all a joke, her poor judgement and lack of character will never change what she did and that will be with her forever… Not something that I would want to be remembered by by my family and children.

  10. stop tomkat

    How about a TomKat/Paris Hilton double wedding ?
    Kill two birds with one very large stone so we can go back to obessing oer Brad/Jen/Angelina.

    Just dreaming out loud.

  11. Yes I have one

    Garbage. Unadulterated, unconfirmed garbage.

  12. Lorena

    Why don’t we just ship Tom/Kat and Paris/Paris off to the moon or somewhere? Tom can bother all those aliens he’s always talking about.

  13. Sally

    Let’s hope the nuns who taught her will pray for her well being and she is saved for better things.
    I hope she wears red shoes, like Dorothy and clicks her heals just before she says I Do. Closes her eyes and comes to in a far away place from the Scientists.
    She will grow up fast married to an old man.

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