Tom And Katie Go To China

November 28th, 2005 // 7 Comments

One can only wonder how Tom Cruise is preparing Katie Holmes for her silent birth. Tom clears up the “silent birth” issue just a bit.

During an interview with US talk show host Barbara Walters on her The 10 Most Fascinating People Of 2005 show, he said: “Like anything, you want to be as quiet as possible. There have been misinterpretations that the woman can’t make any noise, and that’s just not true. It’s nutty.

“No, but just calm and quiet. I want Katie to be as comfortable as possible, and whatever she’s gonna go through, she’s gonna go through. “And I’m gonna be there.”

Calm and quiet while giving birth? I’m sorry, but how? Vitamins?

Katie’s ‘quiet’ labour [Ananova]

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  1. KittyLiterati

    Poor Katie looks like she teaches marcrame and basket-weaving at an Appalachian rec center.

  2. KittyLiterati

    Oops, I meant “macrame.” Don’t want to get that wrong.

  3. Brian

    I doubt he was in the room at the time of conception,so why should he be in the room for the birth?

  4. Cheesy

    I’m going to endeavor to read Katie’s “mind”:

    “I’m the luckiest girl in the world. He’s amazing. I’m the luckiest girl in the world. He’s amazing. I’m the luckiest girl in the world. He’s amazing…”

  5. GirlyGirl

    Cheesy? Okay- and I’m going to endeavor to read Tom’s mind:

    ‘God I hope they buy this. Eeeuw- I don’t want to see vagina! God I hope this buy this. Eeeuw- I don’t want to see vagina!’

  6. Mandy Abston

    looks like she’s already keeping her mouth shut, must be practicing for the birth. Is it just me, or does poor Katie look a little sickly….a result of carrying the alien life form.

  7. ortem

    I am with you… she does not look well at all

    it is streeful carrying the child of one of the most powerful and self-centered modern day cult figure in the world.

    Poor thing… now I feel extreemly sorry for her. I hope she wakes up soon enough to save herself and her child.

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