Tom Hardy’s Old MySpace Is A Little Embarrassing

January 23rd, 2011 // 19 Comments

So that hot piece of ass Tom Hardy has been nothing but impressive lately with his recent appearance in ‘Inception, his filming of a new movie with Shia LaBeouf and his apparent relationship to Lindsay Lohan. However, from what his old MySpace page shows (via TomHardyParty.com), Tom may at one point have been somewhat of a douche bag. Here is little excerpt from his self created biography on the page:

I’m course and straight, I act for a living now adopting characters for money, it is a languague[sic] I was born into, I always wanted to be someone else, it isn’t rocket science it’s easy, now that I’ve made amends for lying to myself, it is a trade craft nothing more, I pray I don’t get caught up “living the dream.” such a lonely place.

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Seen here in the photos extracted from his old ‘MySpace’, Tom Hardy looks to be as ridiculous as the rest of us are/were on our social networking profiles. Of course we’ve all had dumb ass bios about the meaning of life and shit similar to Tom who added things like this: ‘I’ll bend over backwards to help anyone of their word’ and ‘I am reactionary but I have learned to hold my tongue and my trigger finger’. It’s like looking at photos of yourself back when you went to that Backstreet Boys or New Kids On The Block concert and bought all the merch they had available. We’ve all been there, but it’s an absolute laugh riot taking a look at Tom Hardy’s crotch grabbing photos of yesteryear.

By Chelsi Archibald
  1. Mark

    I don’t think he was ever a douchebag. Just a typical London wannabe gangsta. He just wasn’t very good at keeping up the front because amongst all those self pics, there’s an incredibly sweeet story about a kitten he adopted and re-homed in Romania. He may have put up a front with the drugs and the drinking and ‘the method’, but he couldn’t hide the marshmallow within.

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    bex
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    what the hell is this?

  3. jamie

    Lol! Tom Hardy lives with his mom still. He is 32. He is hardly a gangsta. He is real mommies boy, his mom goes everywhere with him.

  4. testingtonte

    if only there were some other term for “self created biography” hmmmm

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    Derdriui
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    PENG TING.

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    Bob Goes Golfing
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    Yes, directly from Douchebags R Us….

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    Suicide blonde
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    AAahahhahaah I love him more after seeing this !! He is sick !
    <3

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    Christian Bale
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    LOL PWNED!

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    Geoff
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    You are one bad ass dude Tom! Without you, Inception would not have been what it was. If you ever hit Orange County, Ca let me know. I manage two night clubs, and I’ve got a line of women ready for you brother. Keep up the great work!

    ~Geoff

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    Sebastian Moran
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    oh man

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    wow wat a pic
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    still a babe

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    Excuse U
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    you cannot do this to me

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    did u kno
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    tom hardy was once twink worthy

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    did u kno
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    wowowowowow twink alert *sirens*

  15. tchacky

    How do you criticise the “languague” typo only to make your own (its instead of it’s) all over the bloody page?

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    summer
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    A natral then I take it ….

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    THE JOKER
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    THIS IS GOTHAM’S RECKONING

    WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO THIS PLANET

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