Tobey Maguire’s Daughter Has Better Hair Than He Does

March 24th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Peter Parker better get some plugs. His hair is disintegrating before our eyes! Here’s Tobey Maguire with his adorable Ruby and wife Jennifer Meyer at a star-studded Easter party yesterday in Malibu. Also in attendance were Jamie Foxx, Ethan Suplee, David Arquette, Courtney Cox, Steven Spielberg and Warren Beatty. Ethan and David must have been mistaken for the caterers.

Hopefully there were Bloody Marys galore, because Easter’s so over as a holiday. Ok, someone’s deity rose again but there’s not really any gifts to be had. That basket can only hold so much and I need more Blu-Ray DVD’s and gift cards!

I hope Courtney Cox gave Tobey Maguire some hair tips. Her shiny mane is the only reason to watch Dirt. I just want to watch her shampoo that pelt. I probably went too far with that last wish but she has really nice hair.


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By J. Harvey

  1. loyal reader

    um…she kinda looks like spf and jayden.

  2. amanda

    I didn’t see it till you mentioned it, Loyal Reader, but I agree!

    I was just going to say she’s hardly “adorable” because the poor girl looks just like her father. What a weird looking dude.

  3. Suz

    She looks really adorable now. That mother of hers kept styling her hair so it was either cut too short or pinned back off her face and the poor little thing looked, well, totally fug.

  4. Maybe Toby just has a short-buzz cut,… or maybe he’ll witch sperhero francises and play the next Lex Luthor!

  5. MartiniLush

    Wow, Ruby is such a cute little girl! Why on earth does Toby’s wife insist on dressing like she just walked out of KMart??? What look is she going for here, Alice-in-Wonderland?? Get thee to a stylist and FAST, Jennifer!!!!

  6. josh

    whats up withe that buzz cut?Is tobey going to keep his hare that way or not?

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