Did That Haircut Come With A Free Bowl Of Soup?

December 20th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Is that for a movie? Here’s Tobey Maguire hightailing it out of Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills before someone sees his salad. Seriously, did he cut it with a can opener? Goddamn. You have a daughter and a wife now. This is not the time to be getting all angsty teen with your hair. “Spiderman 3″ made some bank, but people didn’t like it as much as the first two. Probably because Kirsten Dunst survived. Anyway, you need to be front and center and on your game to keep your momentum, Toby. Now is not the time to go all punk rock with your head.

I realize it’s probably for a movie, it’s just that we’re used to the floppy bangs. Hey, remember in “Spiderman 3″ when he went evil when he got into the Venom suit? And they signified him being evil as being well, kinda gay? They basically made him wear eyeliner and have an emo boy haircut and made him look like Pete Wentz. Yeah, gay. That was hot.

Photos: WENN

6 more photos of Tobey Maguire with his new haircut are after the jump.

(Hint – Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey

  1. Who’s the queen with the ascot beside him?

  2. nonlama

    Looks like Toby just flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

  3. DruNken LauRen

    J. my man, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    keep it up, w/the work I do, I turn to you for a laugh and you always do!!!!!!!!

    God Bless you!!!

  4. peachpie

    hair looks ok to me. not my fave; but not hideous.

    the real question is who is that, uh, guy next to him with the bandaneckdana?

  5. queencrone

    I was wondering about that man next to him too. I was thinking “Damn, Kim Jong Il got old.”

  6. Who dat?

    Is that Big Gay Al from Southpark next to him?

  7. Who dat?

    Is that Big Gay Al from Southpark next to him?

  8. James

    When the Spider-Man movies came out, everyone was saying what a hunk he was but I’ve always found him fucking gross.

Leave A Comment