To The Left, To The Left. Everything You Own, Howard K., In A Box To The Left

March 23rd, 2007 // 6 Comments

Which, I’m guessing will soon NOT include a baby. It looks like Howard K. Stern’s going to have find some new digs. The house where he’s been residing with Dannielynn is no longer his home. G. Ben Thompson, the man who purchased the Bahamian property under Anna Nicole’s name is having her lawyer/lover tossed out. According to TMZ:

South Carolina businessman G. Ben Thompson bought the house in Smith’s name, with the understanding that Smith would buy it from him down the road. However, says Thompson to Access Hollywood (via Us), “We know that Howard K. Stern cannot pass [the DNA test] in any way that would suggest he is the father of that particular child” – and so Thompson’s going to serve him with an eviction notice.

Welcome, my friend, to the land of paying rent. We missed you. It’s so nice to have you back.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Rebekah

    First time caller here… first time cause that headline seriously almost made me do a spit take. Love love love love love it!

  2. lookwhaticando

    This entire Anna N. Smith saga is just too much. I will be so glad when it ends. Let her Rest In Peace

  3. Tonysgirl

    R.I.P? will never happen because she will brought up again and again kinda like Marilyn Monroe.

    But I agree the ANS saga is tooo much. Let it gooooo people.

  4. Mandy

    Two stoopid bottle blondes with big boobs. AND? What else? *cricket cricket*….

    Have we really sunk so low as to compare some stiff, vacant corpse to a stiff, vacant corpse and CALL THAT NEWS!?!??!?!?

    Argh, America. Argh.

  5. Jael

    Can Angelina, Brit, Paris and Hohan follow their lead!!!!!

  6. Tammy

    I’m for Howard K Stern. He has given up his life for Anna, before and after her death. He’s an ANGEL sent from heaven, to make sure the little baby girl doesn’t be raised in the same manner her mother, Anna was raised.Let them be in the bahamas where they can hopefully be save and live a close to normal life.

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