To The Left, To The Left. Everything You Own, Howard K., In A Box To The Left

Which, I’m guessing will soon NOT include a baby. It looks like Howard K. Stern’s going to have find some new digs. The house where he’s been residing with Dannielynn is no longer his home. G. Ben Thompson, the man who purchased the Bahamian property under Anna Nicole’s name is having her lawyer/lover tossed out. According to TMZ:

South Carolina businessman G. Ben Thompson bought the house in Smith’s name, with the understanding that Smith would buy it from him down the road. However, says Thompson to Access Hollywood (via Us), “We know that Howard K. Stern cannot pass [the DNA test] in any way that would suggest he is the father of that particular child” – and so Thompson’s going to serve him with an eviction notice.

Welcome, my friend, to the land of paying rent. We missed you. It’s so nice to have you back.