Tina Fey Throws Sarah Palin A Bone And Claims Sarah’s Hotter

October 21st, 2008 // 6 Comments

Tina baby, it’s not necessary. Every thinking straight dude I know wants to take you for some sangria and tapas and then bend you over a stack of encyclopedias and roger you roundly. And then watch Crossfire with you the next morning. Tina Fey says that her golden ticket to the Comedy Hall of Fame Sarah Palin is “five times hotter” than she is.

“When I first saw her, I didn’t think we looked alike at all,” she
says. “Then during the convention, I started to think, ‘Ok, maybe a
little. I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am,”
she says. “She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy s–t. She’s
keeping it tight!”

And keeping it stupid! Tina also reveals that to make her look more like the Deer Hunter, she has the SNL makeup stuff GLUE her ears back. Heh.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin!


Tina baby,
it’s not necessary. Every thinking straight dude I know wants to take
you for some sangria and tapas and then bend you over a stack of
encyclopedias and roger you roundly. And then watch Crossfire with you
the next morning. Tina Fey says that her golden ticket to the Comedy Hall of Fame Sarah Palin is “five times hotter” than she is.

“When I first saw her, I didn’t think we looked alike at all,” she
says. “Then during the convention, I started to think, ‘Ok, maybe a
little. I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am,”
she says. “She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy s–t. She’s
keeping it tight!”

And
keeping it stupid! Tina also reveals that to make her look more like
the Deer Hunter, she has the SNL makeup stuff GLUE her ears back. Heh.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin!

By J. Harvey
  1. regan66

    the reason they glue tina’s ears back is because they stick out so much!!

  2. Who cares

    “And keeping it stupid!”

    Did a 12 year old girl write this? Just wonderin’….

  3. publiusx

    a gossip blogger implying a current governor and U.S. vice-presidential candidate stupid? that’s rich…

  4. LCC

    Sarah is hot, but I love that dorky Tina Fey. I love how she always references something SCI FI on her show. 30 ROCK IS AWESOME!

  5. MBS

    Hahahaha … the glue trick … Ive used when working with models on photoshoots .. we crazy glue em!

    Props to Tina for suffering for her art!

  6. Lisa

    Wow! You should be ashamed of yourself for your negative comments about Gov Palin! All you have in life is being a lowly gossip blogger while this woman is an ELECTED former MAYOR, 82% approval rating GOVERNOR, PTA MEMBER, mother of five, NRA supporter, mother of a soldier fighting for your right to freedom of speech, Pro-Lifer, that means not Pro-Abortion!

    BTW, she does not want to overturn Roe v Wade, she just doesnt want to promote abortion! There is something called adoption you know! I come to this website for celebrities, not political commentary!

    When are you going to realize that to be a successful person, no matter what your profession, you have to keep your political stance to yourself!

    But, then again, since you will never make over 250k I guess you think you are immune to the Messiahs tax increase, right.
    We will see who is laughing after election Day!

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