The Time 100!

May 2nd, 2008 // 4 Comments

Time magazine has released its list of the 100 most influential peeps in existence, and of course a good chunk of it are entertainers! Honey, this is America. If you want to get high-brow, move to…well, move to….you could go….shit, the world is doomed.

Included on the list are MIley Cyrus, Robert Downey Jr., Herbie Hancock, directors Joel and Ethan Coen, Bruce Springsteen, Mariah Carey, George Clooney (Roseanne writes the article about him, he was on her show back in the day), Tyler Perry, and Chris Rock.

Mariah Carey must have read this on her pink laptop, turned over to look at Nick Cannon and said “why the fuck did I marry you? I’m on Time‘s 100 Most Important Bitches list and you’ve done what? Drumline? Get out!”

Uh, where’s Heidi Montag? She WAS on Letterman. She’s obviously influencing someone to do something. Possibly suicide.

By J. Harvey
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  1. veisner

    i love these lists. i cant believe rain was like almost at the top. i dont even know who he is. im sure we will all soon. im sure hell start showing up on celebrityprayerlist.com.

  2. veisner

    i love these lists. i cant believe rain was like almost at the top. i dont even know who he is. im sure we will all soon. im sure hell start showing up on celebrityprayerlist.com.

  3. veisner

    i love these lists. i cant believe rain was like almost at the top. i dont even know who he is. im sure we will all soon. im sure hell start showing up on celebrityprayerlist.com.

  4. Jackie

    dude, I totally agree with you about heidi montag.
    she is the most stupied person in the world!!!

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