Tila Tequila Has A New Man In Mind

December 10th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Celebrity bisexual and former reality show trophy Tila Tequila, seen here signing copies of her new book at a Barnes & Noble in NYC and wearing a dress that appear to be made out of TP, is looking to adopt a son.

“I definitely want to adopt a boy,” she said yesterday.

“Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and
adopt a son, and do my own thing,” the H8er fighter said. “But then I realize, you
know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I
adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an
island and give them everything.”

Tila and reality don’t seem to be friends Island? Billion? What? And why not a girl? Because she doesn’t want the competition. Luckily, Tila realized in the same breath that her child would probably be left out in the rain while she hosts her latest MySpace orgy.

“I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all,” she told Us.
“And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs
those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for
me, because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”

Hopefully, Tila realizes you can’t pass a BABY off to your best friend. It’s not a halter top that looked better on you in the store.

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Celebrity bisexual and former reality show trophy Tila Tequila, seen here signing copies of her new book at a Barnes & Noble in NYC and wearing a dress that appear to be made out of TP, is looking to adopt a son.”I definitely want to adopt a boy,” she said yesterday.

“Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and
adopt a son, and do my own thing,” the H8er fighter said. “But then I realize, you
know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I
adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an
island and give them everything.”

Tila
and reality don’t seem to be friends Island? Billion? What? And why not
a girl? Because she doesn’t want the competition. Luckily, Tila
realized in the same breath that her child would probably be left out
in the rain while she hosts her latest MySpace orgy.

“I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all,” she told Us.
“And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs
those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for
me, because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”

Hopefully,
Tila realizes you can’t pass a BABY off to your best friend. It’s not a
halter top that looked better on you in the store.

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. Champ Burger

    Coffee filters! It looks like a Project Runway grocery store challenge — toilet paper and coffee filters.

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