Tila Tequila & Gang Of Trashy Cartoon Characters Open Vegas Eatery

October 23rd, 2008 // Leave a Comment

MySpace hoochstress Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of the Vegas restaurant Tacos and Tequilas and the event was attended pretty much solely by “celebrities” with fake names. How appropriate.

Carrot Top and his creepy, rhomboid-shaped muscles showed up to the event and just when I thought his look couldn’t get more disturbing, he proved me wrong by growing a patch of pubes on his face. Thanks, Carrot.

Then there’s Criss Angel, the Thunder From Down Under (which I thought was Tila’s nickname for her moneymaker) and the Tequila Temptresses (which I thought was Tila’s nickname for her purchased breasteses).

All this talk about carrots, tacos and tequila is making me queasy.

Featured in the gallery: Carrot Top, Criss Angel, Thunder From Down Under, Tila Tequila and the Tequila Temptresses.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos from the the grand opening of Tacos and Tequlias Luxor Hotel and Casino in the gallery!


MySpace hoochstress Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of the
Vegas restaurant Tacos and Tequilas in the Luxor and the event was attended pretty
much solely by “celebrities” with fake names. How appropriate.

Carrot Top and his creepy, rhomboid-shaped muscles
showed up to the event and just when I thought his look couldn’t get
more disturbing, he proved me wrong by growing a patch of pubes on his
face. Thanks, Carrot.

Then there’s Criss Angel, the Thunder From Down Under (which I thought was Tila’s nickname for her moneymaker) and the Tequila Temptresses (which I thought was Tila’s nickname for her purchased breasteses).

All this talk about carrots, tacos and tequila is making me queasy.

By Lisa Timmons
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