Tiger Woods’ 34th B-Day Present: A New Face
Sports journalist, Furman Bisher, is claiming that serial philanderer Tiger Woods was hit in the face with a nine iron by enraged wife, Elin Nordegren, on the day of his infamous car crash. According to a report in The Sun, Woods spent Thanksgiving Day text messaging with mistress, Rachel Uchitel, and when the golf pro left his phone at home to go play poker with friends, Elin read the messages.
When Tiger returned at midnight, the article alleges Elin confronted him, only to have Woods deny engaging in an extra-marital affair. Bisher writes, “At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV and, as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a nine iron.”
Damage sustained from the blow reportedly includes a gash to Tiger’s face, a broken bone, bruises and two of Tiger’s teeth were almost knocked out. Bisher claims that Tiger has been undergoing reconstructive surgery and dentistry in Phoenix, Arizona. Mark Steinberg, Woods’ agent, denies the report, of course.
Wherever Tiger is, today is the guy’s 34th birthday. We’d like to think he’s enjoying some birthday cake with his new teeth. Here’s your present, guy.