Through The Years On The Orange Carpet, Kids’ Choice Awards Timeline [PHOTOS]

March 22nd, 2013 // Leave a Comment

Slime time!

I know Nickelodeon is a network targeted at kids but who are we kidding, that slime downright looks like an alien cumshot. But that makes it all the more entertaining for viewers who enjoy watching celebrities drenched in gloop resembling a sci-fi X-rated movie.

We’re in store for quite the show this year. Aside from the uber cool orange carpet, there is going to be a trampoline and a cute little dog named Tito who will be strutting his tush along the carpet too. People are encouraged to tune in to watch the arrivals in case a celebrity falls on their face while jumping on the trampoline.

There are cons to this award show though. There will be no nip slips, no Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis groping, and no songs about boobs because, you know, it’s a kids network and that would just be wrong. Perhaps Katy Perry can also cover up her knockers a bit since they have been deemed inappropriate for the audience. Nah, that’s just ridiculous…

Make sure to tune in tomorrow, March 23rd, at 8/7 central on Nickelodeon to see who will be slimed!

But first, launch the gallery  for a timeline of celebrities attending the award show with all sorts of funky fashion and outdated ‘dos. Do you recall all these award shows? It’s kind of crazy seeing these kids grow up and transform to a better version of themselves–with the exception of Lindsay Lohan of course.

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