This Sounds Like Such A Good Idea

August 23rd, 2006 // 2 Comments

MSNBC.com has some very unsurprising Paris Hilton news:

The crooning heiress is living with Brandon Davis, according to Life & Style weekly. Davis is the oil heir who introduced the phrase “fire crotch” to the public when his ramblings about Lindsay Lohan were caught on tape. Earlier this month, Hilton declared, “I’m not doing it with anyone [for a year]. I just want to concentrate on work.” Davis has been living with Hilton at her Hollywood Hills home since leaving rehab in July, according to the mag. He went into rehab after his infamous “fire crotch” quote was made public, although earlier this month he climbed on stage in Miami during Hilton’s record launch and used the same phrase with regards to Lohan. “His family is selling their home, so Brandon’s been shacking up with Paris at her place off the Sunset Strip,” an “insider” tells L&S. “All his clothes, his toiletries and even some of the artwork he owns.” But the arrangement is reportedly more than temporary. Says the source: “They’re hooking up, but she doesn’t want anyone to know about it. It’s being kept very hush-hush.”

I don’t know why she’s bothering trying to keep it a secret. No one believed for a second she could keep from fucking some spoiled little rich boy for more than two seconds. Maybe if he actually had a job this news might be more shocking and hard to digest.

Written by Lisa Timmons

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Jinxy McDeath

    Both so vile, both so diseased, both so stupid, both so vapid, both so oily. Perfection! Two other people on this planet are saved and aren’t even aware of it. Let’s hope her patch falls off and she bears a mutant heiress, shall we?

  2. JaneSays

    That’s just great. I hope he thoroughly punishes her by making her by insisting on being on top so his sweat can seep into her wonky eyes and blind her permanantly. YUCK….a sloth and a pig fucking…

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