This Should End Quickly

50 Cent has accepted an offer to debate Kanye West about….whose album is better. This offer came from the hosts of BET’s “106 & Park”. Fitty was all up for it. Remind me to DVR this. What a beautiful and fitting tribute to everyone we lost on Sept. 11. A monosyllabic shill for two shitty albums. Weren’t MC Hammer and Michael Jackson going to engage in something like this during the “2 Legit 2 Quit” days? Wait, that was a dance-off. Why don’t these two pinheads have a dance-off?

Superstar rappers Kanye West and 50 Cent will go head-to-head on September 11, the day both artists’ sophomore albums land in stores. While fans of both rappers have relished in the friendly rivalry that seems to be brewing between the pair over the release date, 50 Cent has actually accepted a challenge to debate Kanye West on live TV.

“I accept the challenge,” 50 Cent told millions of viewers on Friday (August 3). “Kanye, he’s not going to want to show up. Just don’t be asking me if I am a conscious rapper. I know exactly what I am saying – so I am conscious.”

This isn’t going to last long. Kanye is going to be all Ralph Lauren Silver Surfer Members Only Jacket with venetian blind shades and he’s going to bound up and say something snotty. And Fitty will shoot him. What? Curtis is known for his gunplay! And he doesn’t like the gays! Am I wrong?