This Post Is About Cristiano Ronaldo’s Penis

While we’ve seen most of dreamy soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo’s goodies (refer to the gallery if you need a refresher course), there are still bits that are a mystery to us. But thankfully some has-been reality star who calls herself Jasmine Lennard is willing to fill us in. Or was willing to be filled in.

A finalist on the UK show Make Me A Supermodel in 2005, Jasmine says she took the Real Madrid hunk back to her place in LA in 2008 and said that Ronaldo was not only well-endowed, but that he “was just ridiculous…intimidatingly so.”

Despite a penis that may be as large as his murse, he also seemed to be a minute man.

‘”Oh for God’s sake, let’s get this over with,” I thought. Although I wondered how long that would take. Not long was the answer…perhaps he was having an off day!,” she added.

Cristiano, 25, is currently dating lingerie model Irina Shayk, 24, and has a son with an unnamed woman.

My only wish is that he goes all Howard Hughes on us! How do you say “Come in with the milk” in Spanish Portuguese?