This Has To Be Fiction

It just gets worse and worse. She might need a hug. So, Britney did an interview with OK! magazine and apparently the interview and the accompanying photoshoot held the stuff of nightmares. Could it really have gotten this bad? Apparently she acted really loony, and this was accompanied by fried chicken grease and dog feces. Ugh. Someone hold me.

According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her


Keep reading for the fried chicken incident and where she mops up dog mess with couture.

At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We’re told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a Chanel dress to clean it up!

Cuz’ why use a Bounty? Chanel is the quicker picker-upper. Sources went on to say that Britney refused makeup and hair help from OK! and had “friends” style her, and that even soon-to-famous singing cousin/assistant Alli Simms wasn’t present. And all I can imagine is that this is like that Richard Pryor movie where he has to spend the million dollars so he can earn even more money but he can’t tell anyone about it? So I think maybe she is trying to earn some huge sum by acting like the trashiest pig imaginable and she can’t reveal what’s going on? Or someone’s screwing with her to make her look bad and releasing stories like this. Or she’s just plain crazy. It’s probably door #3. FRIED CHICKEN GREASE ON GUCCI?!?!?