This Guy Sold Lohan Out The Best

June 11th, 2007 // 5 Comments

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So this former bodyguard of Lohan’s is completely selling her out and writing a tell-all. He gave all this delicious info to News of the World. There has to be a couple of lies in there because this sounds too much like a gossip blogger’s wet dream. Seriously, my chair is soaked right now. Ok, that was gross but it’s Monday morning and I’m tired and cranky. This guy Lee Weaver is claiming, among other things, that Lindsay:

  • attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
  • snorted line after line with “Simple Life” star Nicole Richie in a ten-hour binge.
  • slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”.
  • enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

First off? Mariah? I thought she more into the ratty looking DJ types. If this shit were true, how did Lohan find time to do movies? That’s a friggin’ busy schedule. Weaver is also alleging that Lindsay attacked Jessica Simpson and pulled her hair for “looking at her wrong”. Is this Hollywood or a girls’ vocational/technical high school?

(The bodyguard in the photo is not Lee Weaver.)

By J. Harvey
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  1. pennylane

    Sad.

    If what he says is true or not, its still very sad that when the entire world is watching her and essentially waiting for her to mess up, the close group of people she has surrounded herself with have turned on her. Her bodyguard, geez. All jokes aside, I think its just really sad how everyone is trying to make a damn buck by selling out. Reminds me of Princess Di and her butler.

  2. Kelly Rummelhart

    I feel more sorry for the guy in the pic . . . “This guy sold out . . . .” and a picture of a guy and then the last line ( ) says guy in photo isn’t the guy . . . . now I know this is a fun site, not really news but my gosh- that seems kind of irresponsible journalism. I guess it’s one thing to show old photos . . . but geez!

  3. Not buyin it. As dumb as Jessica is, she would know Lindsey was pulling her hair out and told daddy, then we ALL would have heard about it!

  4. cbenji

    please take the innocent bodyguard’s pic out. that’s just wrong.

  5. UTLH

    I’m going to have to agree. That Lee Weaver has a site. Take a pic of him from there or just put a pic of Crackwhore I mean Lindsay up alone. That new one in the picture is not Lee and this guy has only been with Linds a few months. He is NO WHERE NEAR ready to sell her out for AT LEAST another 6 months.

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