This Guy Sold Lohan Out The Best

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So this former bodyguard of Lohan’s is completely selling her out and writing a tell-all. He gave all this delicious info to News of the World. There has to be a couple of lies in there because this sounds too much like a gossip blogger’s wet dream. Seriously, my chair is soaked right now. Ok, that was gross but it’s Monday morning and I’m tired and cranky. This guy Lee Weaver is claiming, among other things, that Lindsay:

  • attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
  • snorted line after line with “Simple Life” star Nicole Richie in a ten-hour binge.
  • slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”.
  • enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

First off? Mariah? I thought she more into the ratty looking DJ types. If this shit were true, how did Lohan find time to do movies? That’s a friggin’ busy schedule. Weaver is also alleging that Lindsay attacked Jessica Simpson and pulled her hair for “looking at her wrong”. Is this Hollywood or a girls’ vocational/technical high school?

(The bodyguard in the photo is not Lee Weaver.)