This Guy Killed A Duck With A Brick

August 13th, 2007 // 19 Comments

Who IS this bitch? I could deal with “throwing missiles” at fleeing cars, and smacking a common-law wife around….but KILLING DUCKS? Geese I can understand, they’re violent and chase you. But ducks quack and eat hunks of bread and are gentle creatures floating in ponds. Scary Spice’s insta-husband Stephen Belafonte throws bricks at them. BRICKS.

The film producer, 32, admitted killing the mallard with a brick outside his house in Point Pleasant, but fled to Los Angeles without paying a £300 court fine.

There’s currently a warrant out for this asshole’s arrest in NJ. This guy is bonkers. Scary Spice is gonna ask get a call on her cell one day and he’s going to throw a chair at her when the ring scares him. Unless this duck was menacing his loved ones, there’s no excuse. And if there’s any justice, he will walk out of his house one morning and a huge number of ducks will be in his driveway, on his car, on his porch, on the mailbox. There’s a couple of solitary quacks. A few rufflings of feathers. But mostly they will just stare at him. Silently. Judging. In the eerie quiet. And then lunge.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Logan

    Criminology 101 – first, the animals – then, the wife and kids…..RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

  2. T-Bone

    Nice guy. If Spicey thinks that behavior is ok then she’s as messed up as he is.

    P.S. I hope a large mallard sh*ts on his head in public.

  3. honey

    “But mostly they will just stare at him. Silently. Judging. In the eerie quiet. And then lunge.”
    LMA0 !

  4. skinnymini

    that article was worded so funny, I think I just got fired!

  5. newfgirl

    Hilarious!! Asshole indeed. Check back next week when we’re reading “Scary Spice Kills Estranged Husband With Her Own Implants!”

  6. Killing ducks with a brick and participating in a charity that spends more money than it makes. The red campaign is a joke and so is this guy.

    http://www.ilsvont.com

  7. cl

    What a loser. Anyone who does that to animals has no respect for life in general. It seems Scary was just looking for someone, anyone, to marry and since Eddie Murphy wasn’t game, she just chose anyone to take his place. Sad and desperate. I’d rather be alone than be with an obviously troubled guy. Abuse of animals is a proven sign of a violent person. She needs to get out now, because with people like that, it only gets worse.

  8. TheRage

    didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer start with animals too?

  9. T-Bone

    Jeffrey Dahmer started with animals and then ended up having sex with and EATING dead people. Another nice guy…

  10. green cardigan

    He has that calm blank stare that is unnerving. Bricking a duck and then skipping the county? Fabulous. What a catch this guy is. Well Done Scary, I commend you on your excellent choices in men.

  11. Zelda

    Mallards are cute. However…Muscovy ducks should definitely all be killed. All they do is shit all over the sidewalks around my apartment and mill around in my parking space, forcing me to lay on the horn and/or get out of the car to shoo them away before pulling in. Maybe tomorrow I won’t be so gracious.

  12. what Zelda

    The Muscovy ducks probably wish you and your apartment complex would go away too, since they were probably there first.

  13. Anyone who’s ever been to Point Pleasant knows that it’s pretty skeevy. Regardless, they should revoke his D-List celeb status for actually living there… and I hope the ducks strike back with a crap attack on his 1998 Range Rover.

  14. Anyone who’s ever been to Point Pleasant knows that it’s pretty skeevy. Regardless, they should revoke his D-List celeb status for actually living there… and I hope the ducks strike back with a crap attack on his 1998 Range Rover.

  15. sassyne

    Mel needs to dump him pronto. It is starting to look like she wanted to get married fast. They say she knew him for 7 years. I don’t trust him though.

  16. carolanne

    WHY does she insist on wearing too-tight, shiny things? It’s all I ever see when there are posts involviong her. Scary! Wake up and stop stuffing yo seff into shiny sausage skins! Oh…and ditche the duck killing loser.

  17. MardiGras

    Someone needs to throw bricks at his big old head.

    And her dress is too tight.

  18. Ruby Jackson

    Notice how they are standing… she’s behind! him. And the way he’s standing. It’s all about HIM!

  19. Carol

    There are some cold and demented people out there to kill and harmless duck. Shame on you Ducks Unlimited should get a hold of you. You need to be made to serve some time and maybe help at a bird sanctuary but definitely be supervised. If the poor duck could have thrown it back imagine.

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