This Better Not Interfere With Heroes, Scary Spice to Hold Televised Paternity Test

All Headline News reports that Mel B plans on proving Eddie Murphy is the father of her future child support check. On TV.

The former Spice Girl is reportedly determined to get revenge on her former lover, actor Eddie Murphy, who dumped her during an interview on Dutch television at the end of last year.

After the split, the “Dr. Dolittle” actor said he would be demanding a DNA test to confirm he is the father of Mel’s unborn child, who is due in March.

Jilted Mel is determined to have the last laugh by revealing the results to the entire world.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, “When she does have the DNA test to prove Murphy is the father, she will spill the beans on American TV. And she’ll see how Eddie likes it with the boot in the other foot.”

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Mel – who started dating Eddie in June 2006 – apparently decided to take revenge on her former lover after being encouraged to do so by her friends and family.

The source added, “All Mel’s female friends have rallied round and told her she should remember that revenge is best served cold and they told her she should name and shame him on national TV.”

If the boot’s in your foot, there’s a problem. Mel B’s friends need to get out of the pub before they start running to the newspapers with mangled phrasing. Regardless, my DVR is set and ready and I’m sure somewhere in Burbank, Connie Chung is pushing Maury Povich out the door and is all “you’d better get on this or we’re screwed! We’re poor, I’m already on the dole and I’m not laying across another f*cking piano and singing!”

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