These Are A Few Of John Mayer’s Favorite Things

December 29th, 2008 // 1 Comment

So Pete Wentz (face of Fall Out Boy, nosejob wife, gave his new baby a crap name) has a blog and came up with the idea to ask some of his famous friends to chime in with THEIR year end picks for coolest shit. John Mayer‘s on there, and here’s his list:

5. Apple TV and group youtubing
4. E-Flite mCX Remote Control Helicopters
3. Kings of Leon – Only By The Night
2. Wireless internet on airplanes
1. President-Elect Barack Obama

Here’s John arriving at LAX with his brothers. Well, he’s got two down. Apple TV is pretty much useless and there’s way better options for that kind of media all-in-one. I would have thought his list would have gone like this:

5. Pictures of me in magazines

4. News footage of me on television

3. My albums, any of them.

2. Convincing that desperate actress to take me back by lying that I would give her a baby so I can get on the red carpet even more and get more pictures of me in magazines and more television news footage taken of me

1. the arsenic I just put in her dogs’ food that she doesn’t know about that I’m going to blame on Zahara Jolie-Pitt


So Pete Wentz (face of Fall Out Boy, nosejob wife, gave his new baby a crap name) has a blog and came up with the idea to ask some of his famous friends to chime in with THEIR year end picks for coolest shit. John Mayer‘s on there, and here’s his list:5. Apple TV and group youtubing
4. E-Flite mCX Remote Control Helicopters
3. Kings of Leon – Only By The Night
2. Wireless internet on airplanes
1. President-Elect Barack ObamaHere’s
John arriving at LAX with his brothers. Well, he’s got two down. Apple
TV is pretty much useless and there’s way better options for that kind
of media all-in-one. I would have thought his list would have gone like
this:5. Pictures of me in magazines

4. News footage of me on television

3. My albums, any of them.

2. Convincing that desperate actress to take me back
by lying that I would give her a baby so I can get on the red carpet
even more and get more pictures of me in magazines and more television
news footage taken of me

1. the arsenic I just put in her dogs’ food that she doesn’t know about that I’m going to blame on Zahara Jolie-Pitt

By J. Harvey
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  1. shae

    desperate actress? seriously? the so called desperate actress actress has the number one movie in the country while so called not so desperate actors like the man she divorced open at number 3. Give it up already painting Jen A to be some victim is getting tried especially when she is more liked, hotter and more succesful than the wh****re has a history of sleeping with men she work with. No wonder no one comes on this site

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