There’s a Paris Hilton Expert In Our Midst

June 8th, 2007 // 5 Comments

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And it’s me! Well, not really. Luckily, though, getting the title of “celebrity expert” pinned on your lapel isn’t quite as lengthy and difficult a process as you might think. I recently chatted with Judy Faber from CBS’ “The ShowBuzz” on her weekly entertainment podcast, “BlogBuzz” for a very special Paris Hilton-themed podcast episode. With Paris doing jail like Britney does rehab, Judy gave me a call so that we could have an educated, well-adjusted conversation about the criminal justice system and celebrity. Oh, who am I kidding? It’s a miracle I wasn’t just drunk, slurring and pointing, “…and another thing…” while occasionally taking a break to reapply my lip gloss on my cheek. Get it! Cause I’m a boozy lush, like all socialites, apparently!

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. max

    When I’m on the verge of passing out after tooooooo many ‘tini’s , I pull out the old Bonnie Bell lip gloss so I look elegant sliding onto the floor.

  2. S_M_G

    I started to feel sorry for the douche. It’s not like she killed someone people, it was a parole violation.

  3. Zekers

    I felt sorry for a split second when I saw her crying genuine tears there; but, she should have stayed in jail like she was supposed to in the first place…”I’m going to do my time and hopefully others will learn from my experience” what happened to that?! Pffft…

  4. Bah!! She was okay with the handcuffs. She’s crying because people saw her without the benefit of the make-up artist, the hair-dresser and the stylist!

    I’m usually a sympathy crier, but this one gets zero sympathy. maybe when she gets out, Nicole can go in.

  5. veromango

    Bitch is almost 30. She needs to grow up. Can you compare these pics to the ones before? Wow… now we can tell this isn’t fake…

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