The White Oprah

August 11th, 2006 // 8 Comments

I feel like Dinah Lohan is going out of her way to make me hate her.

Star magazine reports that the judgement-impaired mother of the now infamous Lindsay Lohan has finally felt comfortable enough to allow her thinly-veiled desires for personal fame and attention to come to the surface and someone has done gone and given the bitch a talk show, of all things. The show, Dina adds, will not be a one-time deal, though: She plans to have it run multiple seasons. Although the show hasn’t been picked up by a network yet, Dina’s ready to kick it into gear when it gets snapped up: “We’re shopping it around to networks now, but we’re ready to go.”

Dina tells Star she has the gift to gab — and daughter Lindsay seconds that — so hosting a TV show is a natural move. “I love to talk,” Dina tells Star. “Lindsay’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!”

Dina — who also is putting the final touches on a book she’s writing about how she managed the Lohan celebrity empire — also reveals that she thinks she’d be a great co-host on The View, particularly when it comes to interviewing celebrities and discussing Hollywood, because of her chatty nature and Hollywood insider status. “I think the public would listen to me before someone who doesn’t live it — you need someone who lives it, ” she says.”>Star:

The show, Dina adds, will not be a one-time deal, though: She plans to have it run multiple seasons. Although the show hasn’t been picked up by a network yet, Dina’s ready to kick it into gear when it gets snapped up: “We’re shopping it around to networks now, but we’re ready to go.” Dina tells Star she has the gift to gab — and daughter Lindsay seconds that — so hosting a TV show is a natural move. “I love to talk,” Dina tells Star. “Lindsay’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!” Dina — who also is putting the final touches on a book she’s writing about how she managed the Lohan celebrity empire — also reveals that she thinks she’d be a great co-host on The View, particularly when it comes to interviewing celebrities and discussing Hollywood, because of her chatty nature and Hollywood insider status. “I think the public would listen to me before someone who doesn’t live it — you need someone who lives it, ” she says.

Why on Earth would anyone watch this deluded monkey running her mouth? Ugh.

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. wg

    Ew. Media whore.

  2. She claims people come to her with their problems? You’ve got to be kidding me! I’m assuming one of those “people” isn’t Lindsay. I mean, we all know how well her husband is doing and Lindsay has turned out just superbly. Why she should win “Mother of the Year” for sure!

  3. BlazerMary

    Lindsay must be sharing her drugs with her mother because that woman is delusional.

  4. susiesneds

    “Why on Earth would anyone watch this deluded monkey running her mouth? Ugh.”

    Because it will give the same people who watch, “Flavor Of Love” something to watch after it!!!

  5. ifyousayso

    Why on Earth would anyone watch this deluded monkey running her mouth?

    The same reason we can’t help but stare as we drive past a car accident or say “let me smell it” after someone says, ‘ew, this stinks.’

  6. C

    *shakes head* This is so sad.

  7. Juju

    She needs to shut TF up and get out of the public eye.

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