- The Golden Globes were really really gay. Reese Witherspoon wins and makes out with Ryan Phillippe. The next day Reese finds out her Chanel dress isn’t vintage, and that Kirsten Dunst wore the dress to the Golden Globes a few years earlier. Chanel becomes involved in a second Kirsten Dunst dress mess.
- Whitney Houston has never looked better, and rumors of a divorce from Bobby Brown are proven to be false.
- Golden Globe loser Heath Ledger, takes his daughter to the airport. Non-nominee Jake Gyllenhaal avoids the Globes, as does Lindsay Lohan.
- Scarlett Johannson gets felt up by Isaac Mizrahi on the red carpet.
- Britney Spears turns to Hinduism as the story of Kevin Federline and the porn star unfolds.
- Heath Ledger gets squirted by the paparazzi, and lives to tell about it.
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take a trip to Haiti, a sonogram of their unborn baby makes it’s way to Ebay, Angelina Jolie’s kids taken on the Jolie-Pitt name, and Angelina may be pregnant with twins.
- Victoria Beckham and Gisele Bundchen take to the runway.
- Kate Moss turned 32 and didn’t hit a strip club. Later in the week she makes out with Jack Osbourne.
- Jessica Simpsons lips are still looking pretty scary.
- Eminem looks all pretty on his wedding day.
- Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes his entire celluloid history on DVD and some designer clothes.
- A stupid Paris Hilton pees in a cab.
The Weekly Roundup: The Gaytastic Golden Globes
January 21st, 2006 // 16 Comments