The Top Ten Signs You’re A Gay Cowboy

December 21st, 2005 // 24 Comments

10. “Your saddle is Versace”

9. “Instead of ‘Home On The Range’, you sing ‘It’s Raining Men’”

8. “You enjoy ridin’, ropin’, and redecoratin’”

7. “Sold your livestock to buy tickets to ‘Mamma Mia’”

6. “After watching reruns of ‘Gunsmoke’, you have to take a cold
shower”

5. “Native Americans refer to you as ‘Dances With Men’”

4. “You’ve been lassoed more times than most steers”

3. “You’re wearing chaps, yet your ‘ranch’ is in Chelsea”

2. “Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon”

1. “You love riding, but you don’t have a horse”

(Source: David Letterman)

(Image via Towleroad)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. jakejustice

    this list is not that funny and is pretty stupid. the sweet thing about the movie is that it focuses on companionship and not lame stereotypes or sexual excess.

  2. King Smart Ian

    You enjoy sex with men

  3. JP Thrashya

    That photo gives me the creeps….aagh..I think I just threw up inside my mouth……..yep….I did.

  4. timmons622

    WHY? It hardly exudes passion or romance, much less sex. (And the throw up in your mouth line’s like 2 years old and therefore unfunny…)

  5. JP Thrashya

    In my opinion that is just too close to be to another man. Maybe you enjoy being that close to the same sex, I do not, it is rather creepy. Their facial expressions show passion and feeling for one another, I’m not sure what picture you were looking at, but that is what I see. Maybe you didn’t find my comment funny, but then again I wasn’t targeting the “Homo” audience when I made my comment. If your offended, then live with it. And why you’re at it, pray that you don’t get AIDS the next time you engage in homosexual activities. After all, society can thank the homos for spreading the disease, so, in any case….thank you.

  6. JP Thrashya

    In my opinion that is just too close to be to another man. Maybe you enjoy being that close to the same sex, I do not, it is rather creepy. Their facial expressions show passion and feeling for one another, I’m not sure what picture you were looking at, but that is what I see. Maybe you didn’t find my comment funny, but then again I wasn’t targeting the “Homo” audience when I made my comment. If your offended, then live with it. And why you’re at it, pray that you don’t get AIDS the next time you engage in homosexual activities. After all, society can thank the homos for spreading the disease, so, in any case….thank you.

  7. timmons622

    Well then stop visiting websites that are so gay-friendly! It’s 2005, there are worse things going on out there. And get a clue: If Gays were the only ones spreading AIDS then we’d be the only people to have it – do some research; straights are passing it along at a much faster rate. For like the last decade. And I’d rather be Gay than a child molestor, which, once again are almost always Straight Males!

    YOU’RE what’s f’ing up Society!
    HA HA! Glad I upset you, this is fun!

  8. JP Thrashya

    Who said I was upset, I’m merely responding. I never said straight people didn’t spread it, but if you research AIDS history it is stated that in it’s beginning it was spread about by homosexuals. I don’t see how I’m F’ing up society by being grossed out by homosexuals, your ignorance speaks louder than your words. Many child molesters are gay because they molest children of the same sex. Your opinions are based on falsehoods. you try to appear educated in your opinions but really it makes an ass out of you. Your end of the debate is lacking, I suggest you step it up a notch. :-)

  9. girl

    Wow. What tempers! JP, You do realize that it is just a movie and you don’t have to go see it, right. Believe it or not, you don’t even have to look at the picture.

  10. JP Thrashya

    Yes I realize that girl, and I was only stating my opinion. After all it is a free country. Gays are allowed to be gay. I’m allowed to state my opinion. I never said I hated gays, I just said it kind of creeped me out. Have a good day.

  11. timmons622

    jp loser: “Starting” and “Spreading” are two different things, so my response is valid. And, um, no, you’re wrong about child molestors, statistics are true. And you sure SEEM upset when you wish AIDS on someone you don’t know.

    Methinks you doth protest too much.

    Look it up.

  12. JP Thrashya

    That’s mature

  13. timmons622

    Like ANY of these types of postings are based on maturity? Like your orignal one was? Or the follow-ups? Get a grip. I’m laughing at you with every letter I’ve typed thus far! =)

  14. JP Thrashya

    Anything is more mature than, “JP Loser”. Come on, you couldn’t think of anything better than that? If you think your getting under my skin your sadly mistaken, so keep laughing. And by the way I never wished AIDS upon you, I said pray you don’t get it. BIG difference. I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone, not even you.

  15. JP Thrashya

    Are you male or female Timmons?

  16. timmons622

    YAWN…

  17. timmons622

    Why? You lookin’ for a date?
    More YAWN…

  18. heyitsme

    JP…grow the hell up already. Some homos may find photos of you breeders creepy, too…but they keep such ignorant comments to themselves.

  19. JP Thrashya

    Heyitsme, go jump in Shit Creek and splash around. This conversation does not involve you, but thanks for your comment.

  20. JP Thrashya

    Timmons, so are you going to answer the question?

  21. JP Thrashya

    And why is it that you fags are so sensitive? Whaa we want equal rights, whaa we want to be able to get married. What a bunch of cry babies.

  22. timmons622

    JP, you answer my question first.

    And who’s being sensitive? Go back & read the postings. I was reposnding to your dumb comment about the picture, and then your further dumb comments. Heyitsme was right on time.

    But you’re very peculiar. It’s been my experience that the ‘phobes who make the most noise have the most to hide.

    Now let’s move on, you’re boring us. Don’t you have a body to bury somewhere?

  23. JP Thrashya

    Body? I have nothing to hide, you decided to instigate this conversation so I’m just replying. And what question is that? your reference to me needing a date? I’ll pass on that. If I’m boring you then why do you keep replying? If a homophobe is someone being disgusted by same sex relations then yes I am. Man was made to be with a woman. That is obvious by the design of our bodies. How can you think homosexuality is not wrong?

  24. timmons622

    1. This is not the Oprah Winfrey show.
    2. I’m responding because it’s funny.
    3. Get a grip, it’s the internet.
    4. “…obvious by the design of our bodies” is hilarious! =) GREAT ARGUMENT!
    5. I try not to get bothered by things that don’t affect me.
    6. The ‘phobes who make the most noise have the most to hide.
    7. You seem crazy, hence the Body comment. Secret life, hates society, crazy views, twisted ego, cyber-stalking…See you on Court TV in a few years!!

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