The Top Ten Signs You’re A Gay Cowboy

10. “Your saddle is Versace”

9. “Instead of ‘Home On The Range’, you sing ‘It’s Raining Men'”

8. “You enjoy ridin’, ropin’, and redecoratin'”

7. “Sold your livestock to buy tickets to ‘Mamma Mia'”

6. “After watching reruns of ‘Gunsmoke’, you have to take a cold
shower”

5. “Native Americans refer to you as ‘Dances With Men'”

4. “You’ve been lassoed more times than most steers”

3. “You’re wearing chaps, yet your ‘ranch’ is in Chelsea”

2. “Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon”

1. “You love riding, but you don’t have a horse”

(Source: David Letterman)

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