The Things Eva Longoria Does For Love

She’s up for learning a new language to tittilate her man, according to The Mirror:

She said: “Tony can say all these sexy things to me in French…He’ll go ‘mon amour’ and just the way he says it with his French accent is ridiculously sexy….That’s why I’m learning French, so we can say all this stuff in bed!”

Hmm. I’m not sure how much talking in bed I’d want Eva Longoria to be doing if I were Tony Parker. From the nonsense I’ve heard her spout in English, I can only imagine that having her to hear her share her idiotic insights whilst simultaneously butchering the language of love would be enough to kill a romantic mood.

More photos of Eva Longoria in pink are after the jump.

Written by Lisa Timmons