The Term ‘R. Kelly’ Doesn’t Hold Up Too Well In Court
While pulling an R. Kelly is listed in the Urban Dictionary, the courts aren’t recognizing the term. This involves a case in which a man is accused of trying to accost an 11-year-old girl because a judge wouldn’t allow testimony about a slang term involving R. Kelly. Mr. Kelly must be so proud that his name is now synonymous the acts of being a pedophile.
Tamiko Carter, 30, approached the girl last September while she was walking to school and asked her how old she was, prosecutors said. When she told him she was 11, Carter allegedly asked whether she had a boyfriend, “then told her he was fixing to do an ‘R. Kelly.'”
Carter allegedly pulled his car to the curb and opened the door, but the girl ran away.
Kelly, a singer from Chicago, has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography in Cook County Circuit Court. The charges stem from a February 2002 videotape that allegedly showed Kelly and a 14-year-old performing numerous sex acts.
The prosecutor’s office said Kelly’s name is now listed in the “Urban Dictionary” as a verb that means to have sex with an underage girl. Prosecutors had planned to present testimony from the 11-year-old girl and an expert witness who would testify that Carter was referring to that definition.
I have a feeling that some of the confusion may lie in the fact that there are multiple meanings of “doing an R Kelly.” Here are three of the more printable definitions from the Urban Dictionary:
1. R Kelly – The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination… Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
2. r kelly – A. The act of having sex with a minor. B. Someone who has sex with a minor.
3. R Kelly – Child molester. Shit rapper.
So you see where the confusion could lie. Mr. Carter may have not only been wanting to molest the girl, he may have been wanting to piss all over her too. I’m assuming those would have been separate charges in he meant definition one as opposed to definition two. Or Mr. Carter could just have been wanting to show off his hideous rapping talents to the little tyke. Yeah, right.