The Term ‘R. Kelly’ Doesn’t Hold Up Too Well In Court

February 24th, 2006 // 14 Comments

While pulling an R. Kelly is listed in the Urban Dictionary, the courts aren’t recognizing the term. This involves a case in which a man is accused of trying to accost an 11-year-old girl because a judge wouldn’t allow testimony about a slang term involving R. Kelly. Mr. Kelly must be so proud that his name is now synonymous the acts of being a pedophile.

Tamiko Carter, 30, approached the girl last September while she was walking to school and asked her how old she was, prosecutors said. When she told him she was 11, Carter allegedly asked whether she had a boyfriend, “then told her he was fixing to do an ‘R. Kelly.’”

Carter allegedly pulled his car to the curb and opened the door, but the girl ran away.

Kelly, a singer from Chicago, has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography in Cook County Circuit Court. The charges stem from a February 2002 videotape that allegedly showed Kelly and a 14-year-old performing numerous sex acts.

The prosecutor’s office said Kelly’s name is now listed in the “Urban Dictionary” as a verb that means to have sex with an underage girl. Prosecutors had planned to present testimony from the 11-year-old girl and an expert witness who would testify that Carter was referring to that definition.

I have a feeling that some of the confusion may lie in the fact that there are multiple meanings of “doing an R Kelly.” Here are three of the more printable definitions from the Urban Dictionary:

1. R Kelly – The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination… Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

2. r kelly – A. The act of having sex with a minor. B. Someone who has sex with a minor.

3. R Kelly – Child molester. Shit rapper.

So you see where the confusion could lie. Mr. Carter may have not only been wanting to molest the girl, he may have been wanting to piss all over her too. I’m assuming those would have been separate charges in he meant definition one as opposed to definition two. Or Mr. Carter could just have been wanting to show off his hideous rapping talents to the little tyke. Yeah, right.

Judge Denies Use of R. Kelly Slang Term [AP]

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. spitty

    I want to piss on you!

  2. Dr. tia

    I have actually heard ppl use that term lol … R. kelly must be so proud.

  3. Amanda

    Aye yi yi…

    Headline should read:

    “The Term ‘R. Kelly’ Doesn’t Hold Up Too Well In Court”

    and

    “While ‘pulling an R. Kelly’ is listed in the Urban Dictionary…”

    Will you hire me to be your proofreader, please?

  4. i don’t like guys with sun glasses everywhere. They always hide something.

  5. tocutetoscoot

    It is disgusting that people still support that sick pig! Unfortunately, we live in a society that celebrates celebrity over the seriousness of child molestation. lame!

  6. Anne

    What is that on his belt? Someone please advise?

  7. BowandQuiffer

    I will never understand why people think this douchebag is talented. “I believe I can fly” sucks more c**k than Lindsay Lohan, PAris Hilton, Tara Reid, Al Reynolds, oh, you get my meaning.

    R Kelly sucks and always will. Only pimps, pushers, hoe’s and crackheads like him. OH, and people with no taste whatsoever.

  8. Danger

    @ Anne it looks like a mouth with a tounge hanging out to me…which wouldn’t surprise me it is R Kelly

  9. Danger

    Hmmm pimps, pushers, hoes and crackheads.. Why do you say that? because of the type of music he sings???

  10. R Kelly is A Child Molester

    Danger 12:53. Don’t try to defend anything negative said about R. kelly. He is an Ass. I am black and I support black singers but this offensive jerk should be put in jail. How dare he think he can get away with this?

    Then again, Michael Jackson got away with a lot. Money talks in this country, white or black, – green speaks.

    Jerk.

  11. Danger

    No I wasn’t trying to defend R.Kelly he knows he’s too grown to be with little girls (way to grown and MARRIED at that) I was just asking why r all his fans pimps, pushers, hoes, and crackheads lol I have a couple of R kelly cd’s. I was defending myself really. I have to admit his newer stuff I’m not really into but his older stuff I’m guilty of buying I swear I don’t fit into the pimps pushers…there’s some exceptions LOL

  12. R Kelly is A Child Molester

    Danger 1:10, I hear you – He is unfortunately talented. So is Michael Jackson but they both need years of therapy.

    What does he have like over 50 counts of child molestation charges? one of those girls is telling the truth. That is really disturbing. A 13 year old is not prepared for such adult situations certainly not prepared to have a grown man pee on her.

    I wonder if he is really going to get away with this?

  13. Small Fry

    A vision in purple. Does anyone see the similarity in the choice of outfit between him and Madonna lately?

  14. This article appears in Megite’s Gossip news page at Megite Gossip. Very interesting site.

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