The Stars Have It In For Britney

September 21st, 2007 // 16 Comments

She should rock the sweater and the hornrims and the baby more often. She actually looks normal. See what a difference it makes when you’re not walking around with your gut hanging over pink panties? Anyway, how do you feel about astrology? Who believes this shit? Vanity Fair’s astrologer has discovered that Britney and Anna Nicole have the same star signs or something and that Britney could very well go the way of the late great trashy tragedy. We didn’t need a star chart to tell us this. Thanks for the obvious.

Vanity Fair magazine’s resident astrologer has revealed that Britney Spears, 25, has an identical astrological chart to Anna Nicole Smith and is worried that the singer will suffer a fate similar to Anna Nicole’s. Horoscope writer Michael Lutin says that Smith, who was born November 28, and Spears, who was born December 2, are both Sagittariuses “with Libra rising” (one’s rising sign refers to the time of day one was born).

“Instead of laughing at her and making fun of her just the way they did with Anna Nicole, somebody better step in and do something or it is going to be just like Anna Nicole,” Lutin writes.

Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip! Across the galaxy! Can I step in personally? What does he expect from us?


More photos of Britney Spears with Sean Preston are after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. kirsten

    WHy is her one eye blue and the other eye brown?

  2. nastybugger

    what’s with the pacifier? is she ROLLIN’?!

    lord, I hope she would not be so out there to actually take some E while shopping with her baby.

    maybe she’s using it to quit smoking or something? (to keep the oral fixation at bay…)

  3. nastybugger

    my guess, kirsten, is that either

    a) she’s seen that “look” in it’s natural form and thought it looked cool so she only put ONE of her blue contacts in, or…

    b) she forgot to put the other one in.

  4. Nah. I’m guessing she was putting in her blue contacts then spotted a Cheetoh on the floor and got distracted.

  5. T-Bone

    Justin Timberlake was just on Oprah and he said that while he hasn’t talked to Britney in awhile, she is a great girl with a great big heart.

    So leave my girl Brit alone ;)

  6. green cardigan

    Contacts AND glasses ? Right on Brit Brit, she must be seeing double if not triple. Add to that whatever she’s medicating herself with and God only knows what she sees in front of her.

    You know who came to her defense at a concert in LA? Sinead O Connor of all people.

  7. nastybugger

    yeah, t-bone, we know…you told us that yesterday.

    I don’t doubt that she’s got a big heart. but I’m betting that so did Anna Nicole. and so do a lot of the mentally challenged people that I used to teach swimming to.

    the two are not mutually exclusive.

  8. green cardigan

    On a serious note !

    Ireland take on France in the Rugby World Cup in about 1 hours time. I want to all to send your good cyber vibes to the boys in Green.

    Go The Green Army !!!

  9. T-Bone

    Yes nasty, but not everyone reads the Angelina/Brad stories, so I had to make sure I repeated myself, for good measure ;)

    And believe it or not, I was always rooting for Anna Nicole as well, as CRAZY as she was. Crazy doesn’t equal cruel, manipulative and arrogant. Those types are nasty.

  10. she looks like a mom here

  11. nastybugger

    although I think most people never doubted her “big heart”, repeat it ’til the cows come home, if you must…

    …still doesn’t change the fact that she needs rehab, psychiatric treatment, and parenting classes.

  12. satori

    I read you every day. I also read Michael Lutin every day. is it too much to ask for you not to treat him like shit?

  13. flatbellydance

    She’s quite stunning as the soccer mom type. It’s a good look for her, amazingly enough. She looks like she hasn’t bathed in a day or so…has raging bedhead….threw on the first set of clothes she saw on the floor…yeah, housewife, basically.

    And, because I’m not totally a cold hearted bitch, I suspect she might’ve just needed an extra set of hands to hold the binky and stuck it in her mouth to keep track of it. I know I’ve done it a hundred times with my kids.

    That said, I didn’t walk all over LA with one in my mouth. I hope she didn’t either because that’s just, well…retarded.

  14. traci

    soemone should tell her that fake glasses to try and look smarter doesn’t work when you only put one colored contact in

  15. Agree with Michael Lutin…

  16. ginger

    Instead of wearing glasses to try to look smart maybe she should actually do something productive and start ACTING smart. Stop with the drugs and partying! Glasses are not going to help her bid for custody. Especially while sucking a pacifier.

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