The Sad World of Kevin Federline


What future mother-in-law wouldn’t be happy to welcome the high school drop out, no shoelace wearing, father of two illegitimate children into her family.

We all know that Britney had to purchase her own engagement ring. Being a backup dancer is a respectable profession (Jennifer Lopez, Rosie Prez, P Diddy), but Kevin’s white. He allegedly “was cofounder of a thuggy street gang known as “The G-Boys,'” and active member of Dance Empowerment.

Wow, dance empowerment. Cool.

Well, it looks as if Kevin was cheating on his girlfriends even back in high school.

Another ex, Amy Woody, 24, also met Federline through dance, but their relationship faded. “He was a very smooth talker and a great lover,” she says. “He made me feel like I was the only girl in the world.” But like Felicia, she was left to nurse a broken heart after Federline moved on. When Shar was dumped by Kevin two months ago, she said he and Britney “were made for each other”.

“You both smoke, you both drink and you both cheated on significant others after three years,” she said bitterly. [via Mirror]

Kevin loves Britney $pears.