The Rundown

June 29th, 2007 // 6 Comments

When it rains it pours. A Rundown was in order for today. Plus it’s Friday and I could be drinking somewhere.

Oprah is getting her own fashion digs. The Queen of many housewives will have her own temple at which fans can purchase Oprah paraphernalia as well as everyday boutique items. The store is already being built in the same area as her studio. I am guessing it will be sort of like those gift shops attached to the exit of the rides at Disney World….but with more Chanel.

Donna Karan missed out on a Paul Newman encounter. After spending most of the evening at Elaine’s, Donna left as Paul walked in and took his seat. The two would have sat right next to each other if she had stuck around. An onlooker mistook Newman for a “Second Avenue” drunk before recognizing him.

Britney is hoping to “reinvent her look.” Instead of rolling in last night’s club wear and throwing a pair of cowboy boots and on, she plans on imitating Katie Holmes style and “class.” Poor kid. You can put her in Valentino, but she is still just a bumpkin in nice dress.

“I like clothes. But I like to be comfortable too. Katie always looks so cute in her Armani and Manolo Blahnik stuff. I’m gonna go for that vibe and all the trimmings.”

Fashion Rocks is just around the corner. This year Jeremy Piven will host the event that combines music and fashion. Aerosmith, Usher, Jennifer Lopez, Alicia Keys, Avril Lavigne, Fergie, Ludacris and Fall Out Boy are all set to perform.

All the Fun in the Famester Forums Are After the Jump

The Spice Girls are-a-coming. So what is the consensus? Is the world ready for more platform boots? Check it out in Hot Gossip. If you are in the mood for some dancin’? I didn’t realize the fan base of So You Think You Can Dance. Check out the followers in the Reality TV Lounge.

By Cara Harrington
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  1. Anonymous

    I’m not the grammer police, but I’m sure “immolating” isn’t a word. Actually, it might be in Kentwood, LA, but I wouldn’t opt to “emulate” much of what I’ve seen coming out of there.

  2. Anonymous

    I’m not the grammer police, but I’m sure “immolating” isn’t a word. Actually, it might be in Kentwood, LA, but I wouldn’t opt to “emulate” much of what I’ve seen coming out of there.

  3. SpellCheck

    “immolating?” Brit wants to sacrifice Katie? Although I wouldn’t put it past her, I think you meant “emulating,” dear. I thought knowing the English language was a requirement of a writer? Silly me…

  4. Carolyn

    Jeez, I do hope Britney is going to emulate Katie, not immolate her…that would be messy.

    Typo or Freudian slip? Funny as hell either way!

  5. Cara Harrington

    Sorry everyone! It was supposed to read “imitating Katie.” Immolating is indeed a word. I was working on several posts at once, which is no excuse, but please forgive my typo. Perhaps it was a Freudian slip Carolyn! Happy Friday!

  6. jesse d

    And now we should immolate Cara for her careless typo.
    Jeez, lighten up people. And the funniest thing EVER – Britney will have to wear a bra. Every. Single. Day.

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