The Ring Is Out Of The Bag

January 30th, 2006 // 35 Comments

Why can’t jewelers keep their mouths shut. Alberto Repossi has confessed that Brad Pitt has commissioned him for “something special.”

Alberto Repossi, who designed late British royal Diana, Princess Of Wales’ engagement ring, has confessed Pitt has commissioned him to craft something special.

He tells In Touch magazine, “We’ve received an assignment on behalf of Mr. Pitt for a very special jewel. “You must understand that I cannot give you more details.”

While he may found the perfect ring for Angelina, he also may have found the perfect caterer for his wedding.

Jennifer Aniston has told friends that she feels betrayed by Jamie Oliver. The actress is furious after learning that the chef has agreed to cater for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s forthcoming wedding.

A source told The Mirror, “Jennifer considered Jamie to be a friend so when she saw pictures of him having a cosy dinner with Brad, Madonna and Guy Ritchie in London’s Locanda Locatelli this week, she was surprised.

“But then she was told that the subject of Brad’s wedding came up. She heard that Jamie was keen to get involved in cooking up a feast for the guests so it’s natural that she’d find that hurtful.” “Jen has just been getting things back on track when she found out about Angelina’s pregnancy,” the insider added. “That was obviously devastating and now seeing people choose Brad’s friendship over hers isn’t helping.”

I find it hard to believe that something like that would push her over the edge. She may be pissed, but somehow I don’t think it would be a devastating blow.

More photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie being hounded by the paparazzi after the jump.

Gossips Plan for Pitt/Jolie Wedding After Jeweler Confession [Hollywood.com]
Aniston feels betrayed by Jamie Oliver [Digital Spy]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. krystyn

    I don’t believe this for a second.

    I think people need to sell their story, so they hear about Brad and Angie and they HAVE to include Jen in there somewhere to perpetuate this whole friggen mess.

    I’m sure Jen didn’t freak out. Hell, she probably doesn’t really give a shyt.

  2. T.J.

    Nope, the story doesn’t jibe. Jen doesn’t give a shit about an effing chef. Jen won OPRAH! That fact alone, deems Jen the winner in the ‘couples friends’ category. GAME OVER!

  3. Snob

    I think the real story here is why neither of them appear to have a right leg (see middle pic).

  4. True Love

    Jen is Oprah’s friend. That is why she “won Oprah”.

    I am so happy to see these two moving on with their lives. What love! What beauty. This is one of the greatest love stories ever. I want to cry for joy. Go Brad and go Angie! Best wishes to the both of you.

  5. Girly Girl

    Yawwwwnnnnnn….. unless:

    1.) there is a fistfight between Jolie and Aniston. I’m talking teeth knocked out, noses broken, hair pulling, lesbian-prison-fight-scene kinda stuff

    2.) Pitt decides he’s really a gay man and leaves Jolie for Clay Aiken or Tom Cruise

    OR

    3.) Jolie gives birth to that thing that shot out of the guy’s stomach in Alien (the movie)

    I’m tired of reading about it… but maybe it’s just me.

  6. Girly Girl

    Dear True Love,

    Crack kills.

    XOXOXO,
    Girly Girl

  7. Lisa

    You know Angelina is going to end up leaving Brad for someone else. She’ll get bored with him real quick. It’s a shame though because the children will end up suffering.

  8. Kelsey

    Snob, nice observation, that’s pretty funny!!

  9. bitty boop

    you know, if people are choosing Brad’s friendship over Jen’s, maybe it’s because she is a whiny, talentless twat who has cried to every TV show and tabloid about how awful all of this is.. jesus, honey, plenty of us have been dumped before, just shut up and move on!

  10. kathy

    The press will make up anything and like idiots some people will believe anything. I don’t think Jen gives a rat’s as_ anymore.Some of you can’t seem to remember she gave ONE fu_ _ ing interview and said nothing about the other two on Oprah.Get a life and move on. It’s because of this s_it that the tabloids keep making up crap.How STUPID that some people keep believing this crap. MOVE ON!!!!!

  11. T.J.

    True Love ~ Did your fucking meds just kick in? You are waaaaay too happy about Brad and Angie hooking up. Seriously, cut the dose.

  12. Fugly Girl

    How come every time there’s something posted about these two it turns into some stupid “Team Jolie”/”Team Aniston” crap? It’s getting really old. I’m with Girly Girl……..yawn.

  13. True Love

    All I am saying is love is love. And this love is beautiful. Why can’t we all be happy for the lovebirds? It makes me very happy and I am happy they are doing well. Congrautalions to Angelina and Brad. What bliss.

  14. La Reina

    Somehow I have a hard time believing that Oprah would be really friends with someone as shallow and self-absorbed as Jen. It is one thing to have her on her show and another to call her a friend. Angelina is more the kind of person she would respect , given her work in Africa and elsewhere. I am sure she would not hesitate a second or waste a thought on Jen if Brad and Angie expressed an interest in appearing on her show.

  15. Fugly Girl

    Oprah only has one friend………her money. If you think for one second Oprah gives a sh*t about Jen, Julia, her book club authors, etc. you are only kidding yourself. That woman is a self-absorbed douche bag.

  16. true love? my ass...

    Are you crazy? Girl you need to lay off the coffee. You dont kow those people. You never met them. How do u know its true love? Why are you defending those ppl u have never met? Hollywood is lacking in true love. With a couple breaking up every month i give those two not more than a year.

  17. lola

    Heard man-eater Angie is scheduled to make a movie with Johnny Depp – his wife better get ready!

  18. True Love

    Seriously guys, come on. Let’s all share in positivity. We only have this moment. And in this moment, Brad and Angelina love each other. Let’s all share in their positive energy. I think it is wonderful. Let’s not be negative. Let’s all be really cool about it and be happy for the love they have finally found.

  19. Did anyone see Brad at that World Econ Forum with Angie? He looked like he’d gnaw his arm off to get out of there. We have a betting poll going at work. I give them a year … my seatmate 2 yrs

  20. Back Sass

    True Love:
    You don’t operate heavy machinery do you?

  21. Audacte

    The world is filled with jewelers who are true masters. The world is filled with amazing chefs. But, good old Brad can’t think outside the box. He has to get a jeweler who worked for Diana and he has to get a chef who was a mutual friend of his ex-wife’s. Now, the question is: how pissed will Brad be (if at all) with this jeweler letting the news out of the bag. Or… it is just another perfect PR manipulation by Brangelina?

  22. T.J.

    ^THAT’S IT!! The Brad/Angelina/Jen posts have got to stop. People are now speculating about speculation, and that shit is C.R.A.Z.Y.

    As for you, True Love~ Your Suzie Sunshine comments aren’t persuading anybody to join you in your very disturbing Love Fest For Fucking Celebrities. Besides, it’s just way fun over here on the dark side.

  23. True Love

    I am sorry to all of you but I can’t deny that this Brangelina love story is like Samson & Delilah. Or Cleopatra and Marc Anthony. By the way, love is peace and peace is love. Brad and Angelina believe in peace. So they are love.

  24. Back Sass

    Ture Love: What the fock is wrong with you? How can you manage to type in your condition? Let’s review our history: Samson and Delilah – she betrays him and he kills himself along with hundreds of other people. Cleo and Marc Anthony. They each kill themselves in disgrace. We should be so lucky

  25. True Love

    Oh, sorry. I just remember how beautiful Elizabeth Taylor was in the movie and also the Samson and Delilah movie was beautiful. Ok, so I got that wrong. You get the idea – lovers who rule the world and who the world is intrigued by. I think Angelina should play Cleopatra if they do a remake. Every generation has a famous love story and for us, Brangelina is it. Do you think they’ll show up at the Oscars together? I hope so. By the way to all, Coretta Scott Kind died today. Peace and love to all.

  26. T.J.

    True Love ~ You have lost your fucking mind.

  27. True Love

    T, J.: Peace is the answer. It is the only answer.

    So anyone else, who wants to answer my Oscar question, let me know. I wanted to know if the beautiful lovebirds known as Brangelina will be going to the Oscars together this year. Let me know.

    A song for Brangelina, I dedicate: Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy” by John Denver.

    Or California Dreaming by the Mamas and The Papas because they have a beautiful home in Malibu which they can marry in. Zahara can have beautiful flowers in her hair. “Stop into a church, I saw along the way. Got down on my knees and I begin to pray… California Dreamin”

  28. T.J.

    Okay, True Love, That’s enough. You’re just fucking with us now.

  29. King Smart Ian

    Ture Love: Is there a bottle of airplane glue missing its cap near you?

  30. True Love

    T. J.: Why do you keep picking on me?

    Where is the lightness in here? Where is the positivity and optimism. Why do you all have so much anger built up? I am going to stop posting because I feel too much negative energy from you all. The last thing I’ll say is I am a fan of Brangelina. They remind me of what John Lennon and Yoko Ono did in the past: staying in their beds for peace, etc. John Lennon was a deep man and everyone hated Yoko Ono when he married her. Everyone said she was ulgy and broke up the Beatles. But he loved her anyway and even when he died, their love remained. I believe this will happen to Brangelina – their love will continue despite critics’ opinions. We will learn something very deep from their union. Just like Yoko and John.

  31. T.J.

    “The last thing I’ll say is I am a fan of Brangelina.”

    True Love, You’re a Brangelina fan? You don’t say! Anywhoosie, TL, How the fuck did your mind make the cavernous leap from Brad and Angelina to John, Yoko, and ‘Hair Peace’? You scare the shit out of me. Seriously.

  32. HelenSparkles

    dontcha think Jen might’ve gotten how serious they are what with Brad adopting the children & all?!

    Though I do think most Hollywood ‘stars’ are probably self-obsessed douche bags (to borrow someone else’s phrase)& their world tour of good works just shows how much they need us to see what they are doing?

    Brad & Angelina deserve each other but I shall be on hand to provide the kids with therapy in 20 years time – this is the woman who had a blood hanging around her neck for godsakes.

  33. Passport Junkie

    True Love:

    I get what you are on about and I think what you’ve said has been sweet.

    TJ – If someone wants to view the world THEY live in with rose-tinted glasses – who are you to slam that? Go take candy from kids or something

  34. True Love

    Oh, thank you Passport Junkie. Now I feel better. And I have forgiven T.J. too. Forgiveness is important.

    And yes, I see the wonderful love of Brangelina as a field of Roses – beautiful, aromatic and endless…

    Beautiful Wednesday to all!

  35. CUTIE PATOOTIE -#1 BRANGELINA FAN

    ANGELINA: HELLO?

    JEN: PLEASE ANGELINA…

    CLICK. PHONE DIAL TONE HEARD. RING!

    ANGELINA: HELLO?

    JEN: JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE…

    CLICK. PHONE DIAL TONE HEARD. RING!

    ANGELINA: BITCH!

    VINCE: ANGELINA, HEY, IT’S VINCE. SORRY. I KNOW SHE KEEPS CALLING. CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LET HER TALK TO BRAD ONE SECOND? PLEASE. I AM TRYING TO GET RID OF THE BITCH BUT I CAN’T TIL SHE TALKS TO BRAD.

    ANGELINA (TO BRAD): BABY, RATFACE IS ON THE PHONE.

    BRAD: WHAT BITCH?!

    JEN: BOO HOO…BRAAAAD! PLEASE. I AM SORRY. I KNOW. I KNOW. I’LL SUCK IT NOW. I JUST. I JUST. I WAS RIGID. I AM SORRY..

    BRAD: WILL YOU DO THE RICKY MARTIN TOO? YOU KNOW IF I COME BACK?

    JEN: YEAH, I’LL DO ANYTHING. I NEED YOU. I NEED SOME LOVIN’. I NEED A CAREER. THE MOVIES SUCK BRAD. EVERYTHING SUCKS. VINCE SUCKS BUT HE DOES NOT SUCK …IT. HE ACTUALLY DOES NOT EVEN LIKE GIRLS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I ENDED UP ON A REBOUND RELATIONSHIP WITH A HOMO. UGLY FATASSBACK MOUNTAIN. BRAAAAAD. PLEASE?

    BRAD: HA! HA! YOU PATHETIC BITCH! NO! I DON’T CARE IF YOU AND THE WHOLE RICKY MARTIN GAY PRIDE PARADE CAME OVER. NO! ANGELINA IS MY SWEETHEART. DON’T CALL AGAIN!

    CLICK. DIAL TONE. PHONE RINGS.

    BRAD: BITCH YOU BETTER….

    JEN: BRAD, DO YOU, DO YOU NEED A BABYSITTER FOR MAD? I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE STUDIO AND THEY SAY IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I BECOME THE NEXT ANGELINA ON SCREEN. THEY SAID I AM JUST TOO PLAIN UGLY. SEE TV SCREENS ARE SMALLER BRAD BUT THE BIG SCREEN? WELL IT SHOWS EVERYTHING. AND BRAD, I AM UGLY.

    BRAD: I KNOW YOU ARE.

    ANGELINA (IN BACKGROUND): YEP. YOU SURE ARE BITCH!

    JEN: WHAT DO YOU SAY BRAD? A LITTLE BABYSITTING MONEY PLEAAAASE.

    BRAD: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. BUT FIRST I GOTTA ASK MAD AND Z. HEY KIDS DO YOU WANT UGLY ASS JEN FOR YOUR BABYSITTER? SHE NEEDS A JOB.

    MADDOX AND ZAHARA: HELL TO THE FREAKIN’ NOOOOO!

    CLICK. HANG UP. DIAL TONE. THEN BUSY. THE JOLIE-PITT’S DISCONNECT THE PHONE. RATFACE JEN SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY…ON OPRAH.

    THE END

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