The ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Are Some Classy Ladies

June 17th, 2009 // 13 Comments

How to be a lady, presented by Teresa Giudice.


By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. american dreamer

    Does anyone else find it strange that Teresa has a one inch (maybe even just a half inch) forehead?

    Its really creepy.

    And her husband better slow down on the steroids or he’s gonna have a heart attack.

  2. Gwyka

    I find it strange that a guest at a dinner party would see it as an opportunity to confront people she has problems with, and would do so with her children in attendance.

  3. Jacq

    @gwyka – I, too, thought it was pathetic to have that altercation in front of her two daughters. But, then again, I think she’s acted questionably in front of them all season.

    After all, she’s a PROSTITUTION HOO-WAH!

  4. Lady

    OMG American Dreamer, I noticed the forehead too! Really freaky. Maybe she got a hair transplant.

  5. Mavick

    When I eat too much Mexican food it takes a long time to work its way through my massive, cauliflower ass.

    And when I eat too much chocolate ice cream it hurts my big round belly.

  6. american dreamer

    In response to the preceding comments, I’m sure that the only reason that Danielle was even invited to that party was at the request of the producers of the tv show. They needed some drama to end the season.

    In fact I suspect they encouraged Danielle to bring the book and raise a ruckus.

    Danielle was doing them all a favor. Now they are guaranteed fat paychecks for a second season.

    What I find odd is that Danielle looks nothing like her daughters. Is Danielle Italian or Jewish American or Wasp?

    I think in the end it was Dina who came across the worst this season.

    Does anyone know the gossip that Dina was complaining about? And why don’t we ever see her husband? I wonder if they are on the rocks.

  7. swtjolee

    Does anyone know what Teresa said after the Prostitution Whore comment..I played it over and over to find out what she screamed after getting up?? Dying to know. Jo

  8. Who Knew

    What a classy broad!

    I love how she had this obscenity laced melt-down in front of that little girl and yet, NOBODY thought to get the kid outta there!

    Perhaps that whole group is seeing this situation through strictly NJ-like goggles???

    Oh yeah, having lived in NJ myself, I don’t think that she-wench dropped the ‘F-Bomb’ often enough to be considered an actual “F-in class act” as evaluated by Newark High Society.

    Yep, this broad needs work!

  9. caligirl

    she said “and you were engaged 19 times!”

  10. american dreamer

    I hope there are no IRS agents watching this show because as soon as they see how much cash Teresa is shelling out they are going to come calling on her husband’s business.

  11. T-Bone

    We just don’t talk like this in Minnesota, which is why I think it’s a RIOT!

  12. american dreamer

    Last night i had a big thick dick down to my troat, so i can’t hardly talk today! my boy toy try to shobbit up my ass but he couldn’t find it! help! im so fat!

  13. american dreamer

    Last night i had a big thick dick down to my troat, so i can’t hardly talk today! my boy toy try to shobbit up my ass but he couldn’t find it! help! im so fat!

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