The Queen Of The Scale

December 13th, 2005 // 11 Comments

Oh my Lord. I thinks Nicole Richie could stand to eat some of what Aretha’s been chowing on.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. GirlyGirl

    Come on… you are going to put Aretha up here and ask us to tear HER apart?!?!? No fucking way. She is the Mother Theresa of Motown! And I don’t care if she weighs 400 lbs~ she could school little shits like the tanorexic crowd currently getting heavy play on the MTv rotation….

    She might want to rethink that dress though. Just not flattering. It just isn’t. But MUCH LOVE to Aretha. :-)

  2. JP Thrashya

    I can’t bring myself to rip her apart either, this time I will hold my tongue.

  3. bunny

    I think Aretha ate Nicole Ritchie.

    Aretha gets the love from me, but c’mon girl. You’re HUGE!

  4. BadGirl

    I love Aretha too…but she need to rethink the outfit and give her girls some support! She is not looking healthy at all.

  5. tocutetoscoot

    Hellooooo! Ms.Aretha has been rockin’the crazy outfits since “Do-Right Woman” and before. She is the bomb I dont care how big she is. I refuse to say anything about Aretha! Let’s get back to someone who deserves it, like Star Jones!

  6. James

    I love Aretha, she’s an incredible vocalist, but from one big girl to another, “Girl, just stop — have breast reduction surgery or something, or that operation where they take out your stomach.” I’m really worried that she’s just tooooooooo big.

  7. robb257731

    Jesus, she’s absolutely grotesque. Big gluttenous heifer….look at those arms…like big bags of cottage cheese…for the love of god, cover yourself up.

  8. Bestdress

    Aretha can wear whatever she wants, can eat whatever she wants because she is the Queen of Soul! She’s the Queen mother of music. She has paid her dues as a celebrity and artist. That woman can sing!

  9. Violet Secret

    Aretha needs to do SOMETHING before she has a heart attack and deprives us of her voice before her time!! That much excess weight can not be good on that lady’s heart :-(

  10. ortem

    now that is just sad… Aretha – you gotta R-E-S-P-E-C-T yourself and maintain your H-E-A-L-T-H!

  11. saint james

    Queen of Soul or not. Most of y’all had no problem dissin’ another ground breaking diva, namely Diana; so why does Miss Franklin get a free pass? Not on my watch.

    She looks like a walrus. Her arms are as big as Oprah’s old thighs. Her face is bloated and mishapen its so fat. Her breasts and their weight must pull her back out almost daily. She can afford to hire a trainer, chef, or people to slap food out of her hands if that’s necessary. She should not let an entire career’s work be turned into a cartoon with these comically tragic looks.

    When she’s covered she looks like a well dressed big girl. She should do that until something else happens.

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