The Part Of Paris Hilton You Really Didn’t Want To See

July 7th, 2006 // 77 Comments
By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. KittyLiterati

    I feel sorry for Taco Bell–this picture is going to ruin sales of Mexican food.

  2. TEH Jinx

    OMG Sky = Hilarious

    Maybe she’s hiding her dog in the undies again?

    She’s 100% repellant. And worn out to say the least. All that money.. she could have plastic surgery done. Ladies with, assuminly, less vomit-inducing parts get it done. And its seen by so many. You’d think people would start talking. Guys talked in high school –> rotfl.

    *throws up a little*
    I have GOT to stop clicking on every picture that is posted
    *scarred*

  3. Oliv

    That’s hot ! ;)

  4. Oliv

    That’s hot ! ;)

  5. The World is Her Gynocologist!

    I’d rather have firecrotch than Parasite’s nasty crotch.

    Is that photo REAL?? Gad, it looks lika a special effect from Stan Winston’s creature FX shop!

  6. fluffy one

    LMFAO Little Mickey! So goddamn funny! She is such a sick bitch…

  7. tilajo

    I’m almost twice her age & have pushed 2 kids out of my body, totaling over 50 hours of labor AND STILL my cooch looks better than hers!!

    Wonder if it hangs down below her skirt when she stands up??

  8. Sunny

    Does anyone remember that picture of Paris in the white bikini or whatever(I vaguely,sp?, remember) when it looked like she had a package? I thought it was the underpants but it was her. EWWW. It’s not supposed to look like that at all. If it was normal looking it wouldn’t be as offensive, and the only thing that would make it offensive is the fact that she’s beyond trashy enough to show it like that. Seriously why do guys even get engaged to her? I don’t even wanna know how diseased she is.

  9. judy

    I can’t believe any decent woman would be seen in public like that..Oh Wait, its Paris..what was I thinking…nasty

  10. the unknown

    If the is one good thing she has did is that she has made me glad that I was born lower-middle class (AKA poor) who knows what I would have grow up to be if I had been bron rich and with parent who seem not to care.

  11. the unknown

    If there is one good thing she has done is that she has made me glad that I was born lower-middle class (AKA poor) who knows what I would have grow up to be if I had been born rich and with parents who seem not to care.

  12. jbonz

    This explains that strange slapping noise that’s heard when she strolls down the red carpet runway…

  13. jbonz

    New gourmet treat: boneless camel toe!

  14. AudonBanana

    What a SHAME !
    I’am a PARISIAN and I’M SAD that my Beautiful Town is now synonymous of a nasty crocht with sexual diseases.
    Shame ! Shame ! Shame !

  15. mel

    This picture can’t be real. For starters how was that picture taken… if you look at the way they are sitting and the way the door is open how could someone have been right there to take a picture at that angle. Also I’ve never seen a car door that opened that way. If it is fake I bet it really does look that gross!!!

  16. mel

    This picture can’t be real. For starters how was that picture taken… if you look at the way they are sitting and the way the door is open how could someone have been right there to take a picture at that angle. Also I’ve never seen a car door that opened that way. If it is fake I bet it really does look that gross!!!

  17. Kaelie98

    OMG, looks like someone dropped a wad of bubble gum on a barber shop floor!

  18. sasafras

    Poor Paris..I really feel bad for her sometimes,
    but hey if your out there reading this drowning yourself in martinis or whatever grandiose drink you drink..just be glad you didn’t have a herpes outbreak when this pic was shot. Then you really would be suicidal…and hey if it is any consolation I think I know a couple people with herpes and from what I hear it is controllable with the proper medication. It does look like the guy she is with is holding his hand up rethinking where he just had it. Well it does and ok I know I am not the only one who thinks that, I mean c’mon look at his facial expression.

  19. christo

    I think I might have an STD just from looking at it.

  20. las

    AudonBanana, aw, don’t worry. The Paris that matters will still be around long after the Hilton one is eaten by her crabs.

  21. Scared

    To quote a Chef song from South Park:

    “STINKY BRITCHES!!! SHE GOT THEM STINKY BRITCHES!!”

  22. 1qazz

    I know this is a little late but that picture is nasty. It looks like a sausage. Probaly saggy like that becaue she screws to much

  23. kerry

    Well, I don’t think it looks bad, looks good to me. After all, she has had 2 ABORTIONS! Bet the papparizi didn’t know about that!! (But I know don’t I Paris?)

  24. mac

    now that could turn you against tacos!

  25. Gross.

    It’s reminiscent of a forsaken chili dog that’s been out in the sun too long.
    Things like THAT^ give vaginas a bad name.
    Not that they already don’t have a bad name…. “vaginaaaa”….

  26. PARIS JAIL CROTCH HILTON SUX!

    Paris Hilton (aka PARISITE.) is a dirty, stinking, herpes ridden whore and should seriously stick her fat ugly head in a bucket of water 3 times and only pull it out twice!
    What a stupid whore!

  27. magrisfoghr

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