The Part Of Paris Hilton You Really Didn’t Want To See

July 7th, 2006 // 77 Comments
By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. MIssNee

    I thought you were talking about her thinning hair….but then i noticed the NSFW part.

  2. tee

    oh ewwwwwwwwww

  3. Speedy Gonzales

    I’m your standard issue guy, but theres nothing sexy about this. I’d be like “put your pussy away, please.”

  4. rocklighting

    So she isn’t a real blonde.

  5. Vince

    HOLY S**T, Talk about Torn up Roast Beef!

    Nassssty!

  6. cujokay

    Okay. What is it about this chick that she can’t a) wear undies or b) keep her legs closed??!! I just don’t get it. With all the pictures of her naked crotch on the net, you’d think she’d be a little more self-aware. Since she has uber self-awareness about other things, it makes you wonder if she’s not going out of her way to do this.

    And let me also state that if my naked crotch continuously showed up on the net, my parents would have a nice long talk with me. What is wrong with these people?

  7. cujokay

    Okay. What is it about this chick that she can’t a) wear undies or b) keep her legs closed, or c) all of the above??!! I just don’t get it. With all the pictures of her naked crotch on the net, you’d think she’d be a little more self-aware. Since she has uber self-awareness about other things, it makes you wonder if she’s not going out of her way to do this.

    And let me also state that if my naked crotch continuously showed up on the net, my parents would have a nice long talk with me. What is wrong with these people?

  8. cassy

    Oh my i think we have seen enough.That is so disgusting and embarrassing.ewwwwwwwwwwwww

  9. pat

    there ought to be a nuisance tax

  10. Jenny

    WTF is that string looking object? A tampon? Or maybe her skirt ties?

  11. CKDexter-Haven

    I thought that by now, every one on the earth has seen this woman’s private* parts, one way or another…
    *not that she keeps them private…

  12. Little Mickey

    Nothing adds contrast to a delicate summer frock like raw, gaping vagina.

  13. Ldysunfyre

    I think it’s Nicky. :P

  14. NiQ

    Ewwwwww that thing looks so gross! It literally looks like she has let every guy older than 16 drive through that thing! It almost looks like she has hairy balls, and it looks really smelly. All that money, what a waste and I wouldn’t let my worst enemy go near that smelly looking “thing”.

  15. NiQ

    Ewwwwww that thing looks so gross! It literally looks like she has let every guy older than 16 drive through that thing! It almost looks like she has hairy balls, and it looks really smelly. All that money, what a waste and I wouldn’t let my worst enemy go near that smelly looking “thing”.

  16. HomerSimpson

    Ohhh, my eyes, my eyes!

  17. las

    “I’m Paris Hilton, and this is my crotch. It’s hot! No seriously…”

    Such a skank. Is any guy even attracted by this pic, or are they like, “Oh, it’s that girl’s vagina again. The one in the sex tape. Ew, what’s that creepy-crawler?

  18. She's just airing it....

    She’s just airing it for fear of fungus…

  19. Silly Rabbit

    No, no, Paris, honey, we’ve been through this before. Now pay attention. The skinny part of the thong goes in back.

  20. Linda

    I feel sick now.
    ewwwwwwwwwwww!

  21. art-girl

    what the hell is that??
    paris do you have to be so nasty..ewwwwww
    go away with that thinggy..

  22. what the hell is that??
    paris do you have to be so nasty..ewwwwww
    go away with that thinggy..

  23. yaya

    You’d think she’d shave or wax or something…. Smelly hairy cheese … gross

  24. yaya

    You’d think she’d shave or wax or something…. Smelly hairy cheese … gross

  25. cheryl

    Does anyone know what the heck that white thing is on vagina? She stinks ! Disgusting ! if u look too long, you mite get one of her STD’s !

  26. cheryl

    Does anyone know what the heck that white thing is on vagina? She stinks ! Disgusting ! if u look too long, you mite get one of her STD’s !

  27. cheryl

    Does anyone know what the heck that white thing is on vagina? She stinks ! Disgusting ! if u look too long, you mite get one of her STD’s !

  28. Steven

    WOW! She has fuzzy beef drapes!! But the part that really made me laugh was that it wasn’tt until the second time i looked at the close up that I realized that guy was not Ryan Seacrest! LOL

  29. heybabyheybabyhey

    My eyes they burn!

    That car should be torched!

    Firecrotch meet Enormouscrotch!

  30. Sandie

    I don’t think that’s Paris Hilton. It looks like a penis, maybe a tranvesti or something like it.
    It’s confusing…

  31. Dusty

    That is seriosuly one of the nastiest snatches I have ever seen. I noticed the tampon string, too. What else could it be??? If it is underwear then she must have it pushed/jammed all over to the side like she just got screwed in the car. Which is possible…

    It alomst looks like a nasty old nut-sack but with a crease up the center. Really.

    I am scarred.

  32. ms davis

    “If you see pictures of me out, I’m being paid.”

    Yeah you are sweetie…

  33. Annie

    Oh my God Im going blind!!!….ewwwwwwwwwwwww….why did i opened that link?? bad girl!! my eyes! my eyes!!

  34. susiegrl

    I swear to God I see a penis!

  35. jennnnnnnnnn

    The guy beside her looks like he saw IT and jumped about 10 feet from IT ….ha ha ha

  36. 2 Old 4 This

    I see London
    I see France

    I see hair
    I see no pants

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  37. Small Fry

    Okay, I’ve always been a little worried that my nether regions were not attractive, but after seeing this I could enter my vagina in a beauty pageant and it would win, hands down……labia down.

    That is the sickest looking vajayjay I have ever laid eyes on. That thing looks like my 90 year old granny’s face, all wrinkly and saggy.

  38. Druella

    OMG, I’m so nauseous…
    and I’m not even a gay man!

  39. Disgusted

    Cujokay and Annie: ditto.

    And why do men keep sleeping with her? She’s repulsive and comes across as dirty and nasty. Surely, there are cleaner bimbos?

  40. What the....

    Ewwww… What’s wrong with it?… it looks like it belongs to an 80 year old that’s been through the mill and back. Gross… she really needs to stop F*****g everything that crosses her path. She’s like a canyon at this point I bet.

  41. What the....

    Ewwww… What’s wrong with it?… it looks like it belongs to an 80 year old that’s been through the mill and back. Gross… she really needs to stop F*****g everything that crosses her path. She’s like a canyon at this point I bet.

  42. Yuck

    I don’t think that’s a tampon string, not unless she uses tampons the size of soap onna rope.

    I think it’s her undies/thong pulled to the side of her crotch. it’s icky.

    I thought penis/tranni at first too, now I just think she’s rotten and diseased

    *mommy!!!!!!!!!!!*

  43. SeaNymphette

    I am not at all surprised. All the Hilton money and Hollywood hairstylists and she can’t buy a hair weave any better than a welfare dependent Hood Rat. It figures that she would be equally lax about her
    Brazilian Bikini Wax and pubic hair bleaching. Predictably, even her privates look “ROAD HARD AND PUT UP WET” Hey Paris, that’s NOT HOT! Seriously, this child needs psychiatric help. She has the signature insanity, excess and depravity usually restricted to inbred aristocracy. Responsible parents would commit her for a few years until she relearns how to function appropriately in society.

  44. Gigi

    I guess she doesn’t do Brazillian.

  45. cat

    i will NEVER look at Paris the same way ever again. thats just natsy!

  46. RDIGGITY

    Hey at least we know she’s not really a man

  47. RDIGGITY

    FIRECROTCH?

  48. Nicolee Richie

    Rank. I bet it fuckin stinks. Saggy as fuck. Its been pounded by so many people i bet she doesnt even feel anything anymore.
    And as some have said – i cant believe her parents just dont have a word with her about her public shows of gash.

  49. urbancowgrl

    Please people. That photo was tampered with. I don’t think it’s possible for it to look like that.

  50. SKY

    BOLOGNA FLOWER

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