The Paparazzi Are Getting Really Indignant Lately…

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Scarjo was trying to make her way into the afterparty post-“SNL” appearance the other night, and some brilliant and honeytongued pap thought maybe referring to her as “bitch” would help get her to pose. For real?

Photogs went wild trying to get a shot of Johansson heading into an SNL afterparty at McCormick & Schmick’s late Saturday night in New York. When the stacked starlet tried to brush by the crowd, one cameraman started shouting “don’t be a bitch! Bitch! Bitch!”

HAH! Jesus H. She should have kicked him square in the nuts. Then hit him over the head with his Nikon. And then kept the Nikon and sold it on EBay. You can rest assured it would have been funnier than anything on “SNL”.