The Olsen Twins Are Psych(ot)ic

Psychic twin crap fascinates me. Two of my best friends are a pair of twin sisters and they’re totally linked with each other, and it’s spellbinding. This has led to me asking really dumb questions of twins whenever I meet them. Like “if I shoot you, will he feel it?” And “do you ever have sex with your twin’s partner just to see if you can pull it off?” Apparently, those are annoying questions. Twins are sensitive. Ashley Olsen told “Marie Claire” that she and sister Mary-Kate share the kind of telepathic bond that I’m talking about.

Marie Claire cover girl Ashley Olsen told the magazine that she and her twin sister Mary-Kate “both carry the weight of each other.” (It surely helps that they don’t weigh very much.) Ashley told Marie Claire, “Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she’s hurting, I know when she’s going through something. I know when she’s happy – whether I’m with her or not, I know.”

Chilling! Come play with us, Danny! You know they’ve stood in front of elevator doors before and appeared to kids on Big Wheels in ghostly fashion. Hopefully that link is also useful when one of them needs another cigarette or non-fat latte or new ankle-snapping platform wedgies. They can just beam the request through the ectoplasm to the other’s brain. Which I’m sure is a very small target.

A few classic photos of the Olsen Twins making poor fashion choices after the jump.


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