The Olsen Twins Are Psych(ot)ic

August 10th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Psychic twin crap fascinates me. Two of my best friends are a pair of twin sisters and they’re totally linked with each other, and it’s spellbinding. This has led to me asking really dumb questions of twins whenever I meet them. Like “if I shoot you, will he feel it?” And “do you ever have sex with your twin’s partner just to see if you can pull it off?” Apparently, those are annoying questions. Twins are sensitive. Ashley Olsen told “Marie Claire” that she and sister Mary-Kate share the kind of telepathic bond that I’m talking about.

Marie Claire cover girl Ashley Olsen told the magazine that she and her twin sister Mary-Kate “both carry the weight of each other.” (It surely helps that they don’t weigh very much.) Ashley told Marie Claire, “Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she’s hurting, I know when she’s going through something. I know when she’s happy – whether I’m with her or not, I know.”

Chilling! Come play with us, Danny! You know they’ve stood in front of elevator doors before and appeared to kids on Big Wheels in ghostly fashion. Hopefully that link is also useful when one of them needs another cigarette or non-fat latte or new ankle-snapping platform wedgies. They can just beam the request through the ectoplasm to the other’s brain. Which I’m sure is a very small target.

A few classic photos of the Olsen Twins making poor fashion choices after the jump.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey
  1. Persistent Cat

    Did you see the last episode of Entourage? I think Ari asked a valid question and we never got an answer.

  2. christie

    i read once that the olsen sisters are not identical(you could have fooled me with that one!!)……isn’t it usually identical twins that have the psychic bond,finish each other sentences etc!!!!JUST WONDERING!!!

  3. Prick Up Your Ears

    Still fug, regardless of the major photoshop job.

    These two trolls are Grey Gardens 2007.

  4. lil mo

    “Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she’s hurting, I know when she’s going through something. I know when she’s happy – whether I’m with her or not, I know.” — That’s gotta suck for the other one when one of them is on the rag.

  5. amanda

    i laughed at “It surely helps that they don’t weigh very much” like a maniac!!

  6. Colby

    Okay, I am a twin. We’re fraternal and I have a brother (I’m a girl, hence the name “Colby”)
    I’m probably going to get made fun of, but my brother and I do get a feeling when something is REALLY wrong with the other one, even if they are on the other side of the world.
    I can’t explain it…but its true.

  7. Prick Up Your Ears

    Colby said:
    “I do get a feeling when something is REALLY wrong with the other one, even if they are on the other side of the world. I can’t explain it…but its true.”
    ————————————————-

    Colby (love the name), You won’t be mocked because, unlike the Grey Gardens Trolls, you sound rational.

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