The Kerr-Bloom Wedding Will Be In LA. And No, You’re Not Invited

Supermodel Miranda Kerr and Pirates Of The Caribbean star Orlando Bloom will tie the knot in Los Angeles, despite reports that the two will marry in her Australian hometown.  The reported the news, citing a convenient location as the main reason.  A friend of the actor explained that the majority of their friends reside in the City of Angels.

“It is where they spend most of their time and where their mutual friends live.”

Don’t worry.  Your invitation’s in the mail.  Just keep waiting by that mailbox.

Kerr posed for a photoshoot in NYC’s meatpacking district yesterday with balloons and gams that go for miles.  I’m not pretty.