The Jonas Brothers Were Cloned

August 19th, 2008 // 2 Comments

The Jonas Brothers stopped in Washington D.C. yesterday for the unveiling of their new Madame Tussaud’s wax figures. Not as good as Amy Winehouse, but the makers were sure to include the purity rings on all three boys’ hands!

I know it may seem a little early to some of you that the trio have been forever waxed for our remembrance, but I think they did it early to preserve their innocence. Seriously, how long before Miley Cyrus gets herself knocked up by Nick to keep him away from Selena Gomez, Joe heads to rehab for his huffing addiction and Kevin comes out of the closet? Did you see the way he was hanging all over J. Harvey? There is no way their future can be so pristine!

Girls were lined up “for, like, ever” to see the figures and maybe catch a glimpse of the real thing. Then they had the great idea of letting them loose on the figures after the boys left. If statues had morals I guarantee you they would have been violated. Those girls are out of control!

Click on any image to view the gallery of Jonas Brothers and their crazy fans after the jump.


The Jonas Brothers stopped in Washington D.C. yesterday for the unveiling of their new Madame Tussaud’s wax figures. Not as good as Amy Winehouse, but the makers were sure to include the purity rings on all three boys’ hands!I
know it may seem a little early to some of you that the trio have been
forever waxed for our remembrance, but I think they did it early to
preserve their innocence. Seriously, how long before Miley Cyrus gets herself knocked up by Nick to keep him away from Selena Gomez, Joe heads to rehab for his huffing addiction and Kevin comes out of the closet? Did you see the way he was hanging all over J. Harvey? There is no way their future can be so pristine!Girls were lined up
“for, like, ever” to see the figures and maybe catch a glimpse of the
real thing. Then they had the great idea of letting them loose on the
figures after the boys left. If statues had morals I guarantee you they
would have been violated. Those girls are out of control!

By Intern Traci
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  1. jbjonuts

    WTF?!?!?!?
    “Miley Cyrus gets herself knocked up by Nick to keep him away from Selena Gomez, Joe heads to rehab for his huffing addiction and Kevin comes out of the closet? Did you see the way he was hanging all over J. Harvey?”

    ok ok ok soo the miley part was funny
    but…
    WHATS wrong with you people?!?!?!?!

    these are amazing guys that stand up for what they believe in
    and NO bytchez they are not going to end up like that you ass!!!!!

  2. Ashley Griffith

    I think that it is cute that happened to the jo bros and i like the one that they made of my baby joe and how hot they made him.

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