The Jonas Brothers Were Cloned

The Jonas Brothers stopped in Washington D.C. yesterday for the unveiling of their new Madame Tussaud’s wax figures. Not as good as Amy Winehouse, but the makers were sure to include the purity rings on all three boys’ hands!

I know it may seem a little early to some of you that the trio have been forever waxed for our remembrance, but I think they did it early to preserve their innocence. Seriously, how long before Miley Cyrus gets herself knocked up by Nick to keep him away from Selena Gomez, Joe heads to rehab for his huffing addiction and Kevin comes out of the closet? Did you see the way he was hanging all over J. Harvey? There is no way their future can be so pristine!

Girls were lined up “for, like, ever” to see the figures and maybe catch a glimpse of the real thing. Then they had the great idea of letting them loose on the figures after the boys left. If statues had morals I guarantee you they would have been violated. Those girls are out of control!

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The Jonas Brothers stopped in Washington D.C. yesterday for the unveiling of their new Madame Tussaud’s wax figures. Not as good as Amy Winehouse, but the makers were sure to include the purity rings on all three boys’ hands!I
know it may seem a little early to some of you that the trio have been
forever waxed for our remembrance, but I think they did it early to
preserve their innocence. Seriously, how long before Miley Cyrus gets herself knocked up by Nick to keep him away from Selena Gomez, Joe heads to rehab for his huffing addiction and Kevin comes out of the closet? Did you see the way he was hanging all over J. Harvey? There is no way their future can be so pristine!Girls were lined up
“for, like, ever” to see the figures and maybe catch a glimpse of the
real thing. Then they had the great idea of letting them loose on the
figures after the boys left. If statues had morals I guarantee you they
would have been violated. Those girls are out of control!