The Jonas Bros. Are Spies

The drug-addicted tween superstars Jonas Bros. have debuted their new video for “Burning Up”. And they are. They have a new movie out (Rock Camp) and every little girl in America wants to hug them and kiss them chastely on the cheek. Look for Rock Camp to replace High School Musical as the next big thing.

The video features the boys in James Bond spy mode, and even up and coming Miley Cyrus replacement Selena Gomez gets a cameo. That’s right, Miley Cyrus is totally getting replaced by this one. Why? It seems like she’s more God-fearing or some shit. She wears one of those Promise Rings that says you won’t have sex until you’re hitched.

Look, I’m all for playing it safe, and yes, abstinence is a foolproof method of avoiding disease and pregnancy. However, it’s pretty much non-existent. Let’s get real. People are going to bang. They just are. And it’s going to make it even worse for you if you’re wearing jewelry that  tries to hold you to it. It’s too much temptation. Eschew the virgin bangles and get some condoms and go to it when you’re the proper age. Who wants to seal the deal with someone they haven’t tussled with?

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of the Jonas Brothers.


The drug-addicted tween superstars Jonas Bros. have debuted their new video for “Burning Up”. And they are. They have a new movie out (Rock Camp)
and every little girl in America wants to hug them and kiss them
chastely on the cheek. Look for Rock Camp to replace High School
Musical as the next big thing.The video features the boys in
James Bond spy mode, and even up and coming Miley Cyrus replacement
Selena Gomez gets a cameo. That’s right, Miley Cyrus is totally getting replaced by this one.
Why? It seems like she’s more God-fearing or some shit. She wears one
of those Promise Rings that says you won’t have sex until you’re
hitched.Look, I’m all for playing it safe, and yes, abstinence
is a foolproof method of avoiding disease and pregnancy. However, it’s
pretty much non-existent. Let’s get real. People are going to bang.
They just are. And it’s going to make it even worse for you if you’re
wearing jewelry that  tries to hold you to it. It’s too much
temptation. Eschew the virgin bangles and get some condoms and go to it
when you’re the proper age. Who wants to seal the deal with someone
they haven’t tussled with?Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of the Jonas Brothers.