The Jonas Bros. Are Spies

June 20th, 2008 // 8 Comments

The drug-addicted tween superstars Jonas Bros. have debuted their new video for “Burning Up”. And they are. They have a new movie out (Rock Camp) and every little girl in America wants to hug them and kiss them chastely on the cheek. Look for Rock Camp to replace High School Musical as the next big thing.

The video features the boys in James Bond spy mode, and even up and coming Miley Cyrus replacement Selena Gomez gets a cameo. That’s right, Miley Cyrus is totally getting replaced by this one. Why? It seems like she’s more God-fearing or some shit. She wears one of those Promise Rings that says you won’t have sex until you’re hitched.

Look, I’m all for playing it safe, and yes, abstinence is a foolproof method of avoiding disease and pregnancy. However, it’s pretty much non-existent. Let’s get real. People are going to bang. They just are. And it’s going to make it even worse for you if you’re wearing jewelry that  tries to hold you to it. It’s too much temptation. Eschew the virgin bangles and get some condoms and go to it when you’re the proper age. Who wants to seal the deal with someone they haven’t tussled with?

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of the Jonas Brothers.


The drug-addicted tween superstars Jonas Bros. have debuted their new video for “Burning Up”. And they are. They have a new movie out (Rock Camp)
and every little girl in America wants to hug them and kiss them
chastely on the cheek. Look for Rock Camp to replace High School
Musical as the next big thing.The video features the boys in
James Bond spy mode, and even up and coming Miley Cyrus replacement
Selena Gomez gets a cameo. That’s right, Miley Cyrus is totally getting replaced by this one.
Why? It seems like she’s more God-fearing or some shit. She wears one
of those Promise Rings that says you won’t have sex until you’re
hitched.Look, I’m all for playing it safe, and yes, abstinence
is a foolproof method of avoiding disease and pregnancy. However, it’s
pretty much non-existent. Let’s get real. People are going to bang.
They just are. And it’s going to make it even worse for you if you’re
wearing jewelry that  tries to hold you to it. It’s too much
temptation. Eschew the virgin bangles and get some condoms and go to it
when you’re the proper age. Who wants to seal the deal with someone
they haven’t tussled with?Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 12 photos of the Jonas Brothers.

By J. Harvey
  1. Jinxy McDeath

    Yeah, the hundreds of really hot women throwing themselves at these little dweebs… they are banging hot chicks and getting bj’s anytime they want. At some point they will be found out and they will make a tearful apology, and go right back to what they were doing.

    It’s stupid, like when Brittney was a virgin, and she moved in with her boyfriend Timberlake in a house they bought together. Who in the world believed that? But they lied and stuck to it forever. It wasn’t til she was caught blowing Affleck, that she really wasn’t a virgin anymore. Dumb, all of it.

    Sorry this was so long, I am sick of virgins I guess. Pseudo virgins.

  2. that girl

    they all just annoy me. so very, very much.

  3. that girl

    they all just annoy me. so very, very much.

  4. Beck

    I’m a 20 year old virgin, by choice. I’m waiting for marriage. I don’t see why anyone should be offended by it. It’s my choice. Why does it matter to you who’s waiting and who’s not?

  5. hot guy

    He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site —”W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m —-” last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

  6. Francie

    You go, Beck.

    Frankly, I applaud that Disney’s picking squeaky clean role models. I’m old enough to understand human nature, but I’m also a mom.

    My two girls tell me that the Jonas Brothers are the talk of the 5th grade. Look at the average age of their audience. Even if they’re not sincere (and who can say that they’re not), I’m glad they’re going against the typical Hollywood culture.

    God knows there are too versions of Lindsay, Britney and Paris trolling around Hollywood.

    Why not support them for trying to set a better example?

  7. Francie

    that should read, “too MANY version of Lindsay…”

  8. ANONOMYS

    BTW its “CAMP ROCK” not rock camp

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