The Jolie-Pitts Arrive in Chicago

Because we like knowing where in the world our Jolie-Pitts are at all times, we’re happy to report that the fam has arrived in Chicago after traveling on a private jet to their destination. The brood recently celebrated Maddox’s sixth birthday over the weekend with a birthday party in Santa Barbara, CA. They invited friends over for a game of capture the flag, which was practically my favorite game growing up, so it’s kind of weird I wasn’t invited. Whatever, I was busy anyway, Jolie-Pitts. Anywho, after getting off their plane in Chi-Town, everybody was loaded up into SUVs waiting for them. These kids are going to grow up thinking they’re president. I’m so jealous.