The Increasingly Ridiculous Divorce Of Kim Basinger And Alec Baldwin

December 12th, 2005 // 1 Comment

Lesson 168 in how to fuck up your child.

In the latest batch of court papers, Baldwin accuses Basinger of influencing their daughter, Ireland, with specially made chocolate bars that carry manipulative messages on their wrappers. One reads: “To my daughter Ireland, who gave me the strength, courage and tenacity to stand up for myself … Mom.” Baldwin claims, “The false message she continues to send our daughter is that she needs protection from her father.”

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By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. JP Thrashya

    I think they should both have a gladiator match and air it on fOX.

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