The Hoff’s Ex Fired By Her Attorney

(WENN)

You have to be a real wackjob or your attorney can’t take living with the knowledge of your guilt anymore for he or she to fire your ass. David Hasselhoff’s maniacal ex Pamela Bach has been let go by her attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. Who, by the way, is K-Fed’s attorney. He gets all the cool people!

Lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan has filed a motion with the court to withdraw himself as Pamela Bach’s attorney. Bach was married to Baywatch actor David Hasselhoff from 1989 to 2006. The former couple have been waging a bitter custody battle over the last year over custody of their two daughters Hayley, 14, and Taylor-Ann, 17.

If you’ll recall, The Hoff won. And Pam fired her then attorney Debra Opri (the one who allegedly owes Larry Birkhead some cash) and hired Kaplan. No word as to the exact reason why Kaplan wants out. Maybe it’s because his client is smashing her car into people and then harassing them when they want her insurance info. Or because she’s allegedly drunk and high a lot of the time. Somethings gotta be up with her because the judge gave her children to a man who America watched get so drunk that he couldn’t successfully get food in his mouth. That’s drunk.