The Hoff’s Ex Fired By Her Attorney

August 9th, 2007 // 3 Comments


You have to be a real wackjob or your attorney can’t take living with the knowledge of your guilt anymore for he or she to fire your ass. David Hasselhoff’s maniacal ex Pamela Bach has been let go by her attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. Who, by the way, is K-Fed’s attorney. He gets all the cool people!

Lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan has filed a motion with the court to withdraw himself as Pamela Bach’s attorney. Bach was married to Baywatch actor David Hasselhoff from 1989 to 2006. The former couple have been waging a bitter custody battle over the last year over custody of their two daughters Hayley, 14, and Taylor-Ann, 17.

If you’ll recall, The Hoff won. And Pam fired her then attorney Debra Opri (the one who allegedly owes Larry Birkhead some cash) and hired Kaplan. No word as to the exact reason why Kaplan wants out. Maybe it’s because his client is smashing her car into people and then harassing them when they want her insurance info. Or because she’s allegedly drunk and high a lot of the time. Somethings gotta be up with her because the judge gave her children to a man who America watched get so drunk that he couldn’t successfully get food in his mouth. That’s drunk.

By J. Harvey

  1. Zekers

    She looks like Mae West…that’s not a good thing.

  2. Selma

    Don’t you mean Birkhead owes Opri some cash? He never paid his bill to her. I guess people love to bag on that loud mouth Opri. She may be brash, but I guess she isn’t as bad as the media makes her out to be, even Kaplan couldn’t help Bach and bailed before he failed…

  3. Ruby Jackson

    No, J. Harvey’s got it right… Debra Opri has mis-appropriated funds that were meant for Larry Birkhead. She retained his money, then presented him with an invoice for… gee!, just that exact same amount!

    Pamela Bach must be nuts, but David married her!

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