‘The Hills’ Women Rushing To Do Television

August 14th, 2008 // 1 Comment

The slags from The Hills are all about the tube lately. Audrina Patridge got a sitcom guest star gig and cable tv hater Lauren Conrad wants to be on Gossip Girl. Ok, they’re all about making it onto shows that admit that they’re scripted. They’re already on the tube and making me want to shove my flatscreen down the stairs in my apartment building.

Audrina took to her website to share that she landed a gig on Jerry O’Connell’s next failure, Do Not Disturb. He runs a hotel. Sounds terrible. I miss Sliders. At least he had his shirt off on that one.

“I
will be playing a guest checking into the hotel and I am going to film
my scenes sometime next week!” Good for you, sweetie.

Conrad over there (obviously jealous of her friend) says that she loves Gossip Girl.

“I love Gossip Girl,” the fake fashion designer says. “I just love it. It’s so gossipy and superficial. It’s amazing.”

Bitch just described herself! Well, not “amazing.” Oh, and check this quote about her love life. I love this one.

“And half of my friends are guys…It’s kind of embarrassing, because
you’re out with a group of friends and the next day it says you’re
dating one of them and lap dancing, too. You have to say, ‘You know,
I’m sorry, but that kind of comes with the territory.’”

I’m sorry, did she just say that lap-dancing comes with the territory? HAH! Slut. Why am I sitting on his face? He’s my guy friend, it comes with the territory!

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad in the gallery!


The slags from The Hills are all about the tube lately. Audrina Patridge got a sitcom guest star gig and cable tv hater Lauren Conrad wants to be on Gossip Girl.
Ok, they’re all about making it onto shows that admit that they’re
scripted. They’re already on the tube and making me want to shove my
flatscreen down the stairs in my apartment building.Audrina took to her website to share that she landed a gig on Jerry O’Connell’s next failure, Do Not Disturb. He runs a hotel. Sounds terrible. I miss Sliders. At least he had his shirt off on that one.”I
will be playing a guest checking into the hotel and I am going to film
my scenes sometime next week!” Good for you, sweetie.Conrad over there (obviously jealous of her friend) says that she loves Gossip Girl.”I love Gossip Girl,” the fake fashion designer says. “I just love it. It’s so gossipy and superficial. It’s amazing.”Bitch just described herself! Well, not “amazing.” Oh, and check this quote about her love life. I love this one.”And half of my friends are guys…It’s kind of embarrassing, because
you’re out with a group of friends and the next day it says you’re
dating one of them and lap dancing, too. You have to say, ‘You know,
I’m sorry, but that kind of comes with the territory.’”I’m
sorry, did she just say that lap-dancing comes with the territory? HAH!
Slut. Why am I sitting on his face? He’s my guy friend, it comes with
the territory!Check out all 10+ photos of Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. rainbone

    Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ? ? wealt hyromanceS.Com ? ? It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

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