The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Feuding

Heidi Montag is mad as hell, and she’s not going to take this anymore! What has got her so upset? Is it the war in Iraq? Is it world hunger? Is it the deplorable state of my bank account balance? No, it’s none other than her arch-nemesis, Lauren Conrad. After Montag’s boyfriend and sometimes pretend-fiance, Spencer Pratt, launched an angry tirade directed toward Lauren and her fans on his website, Heidi followed up the couple’s campaign of anti-LC sentiment with an interview with a Philly radio station.

When asked how much she hated Conrad, Montag, 20, answered, “A lot. I think it’s really pathetic that she’s so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I really think she needs to concentrate on something else, it’s sad.”

She later added, “I never could be friends with a low-life like that.”

Harsh words, Heidi. But then again, you have to remember where she comes from. In her hood, only the strong survive. You have to develop a thick skin just to stay alive. I don’t know that I’d be able to make it in her world. This feud is no joke, y’all. I’m scared someone’s gonna cut a bitch.