The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Feuding

August 7th, 2007 // 17 Comments

Heidi Montag is mad as hell, and she’s not going to take this anymore! What has got her so upset? Is it the war in Iraq? Is it world hunger? Is it the deplorable state of my bank account balance? No, it’s none other than her arch-nemesis, Lauren Conrad. After Montag’s boyfriend and sometimes pretend-fiance, Spencer Pratt, launched an angry tirade directed toward Lauren and her fans on his website, Heidi followed up the couple’s campaign of anti-LC sentiment with an interview with a Philly radio station.

When asked how much she hated Conrad, Montag, 20, answered, “A lot. I think it’s really pathetic that she’s so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I really think she needs to concentrate on something else, it’s sad.”

She later added, “I never could be friends with a low-life like that.”

Harsh words, Heidi. But then again, you have to remember where she comes from. In her hood, only the strong survive. You have to develop a thick skin just to stay alive. I don’t know that I’d be able to make it in her world. This feud is no joke, y’all. I’m scared someone’s gonna cut a bitch.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Jinxy McDeath

    Someone called it earlier, but Heidi really is a homely version of Tori Spelling. Wow, talk about sad.

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    are you supposed to be able to see the outline of your front pockets through your jeans???

  3. 2 Old 4 This

    are you supposed to be able to see the outline of your front pockets pressing through your jeans???

  4. Gwennie

    what an ass you are heidi, you just cut off the one person who would still be your friend when pratt(such an apt name for him) finally dumps your ass after he realizes you were not able to help him become a celebrity. you and he really deserve each other….

  5. OhReally

    But Heidi you were friends with her.
    And she basically made you who you sadly are because it’s her show, not yours.
    How sad is it that she thinks she is a star. You’re not celebrity enough to hang out with Gary Coleman.

  6. Gwennie

    oh and heidi, its you and the pratt who are ‘obsessed’ with lauren- stop pretending it is the other way around. loser.

  7. mich

    Wait, is that guy made out of really oily wax? Who are these people and why are they so unattractive?

  8. Tara

    Heidi, SHUT UP!! You sound like a child, and your boyfriend has that stare at you ugliness going on….you just stare trying to figure out what is wrong with his face…kind of like Scott Storch…

  9. Victoria

    Who is this guy? Is he gay? He reminds me of Scott Thorson -Liberace’s supposed lover….. Scott tried to steal (?) millions from Liberace.

  10. T-Bone

    Hey Heidi –be careful not to bite the hand that feeds you.

  11. that dude looks like a shiny 1950s cartoon character out on a date with bugs bunny in a blond wig

  12. Carly

    Worst. Outfit. Ever.

  13. IzaaLizza

    I’m not sure how Lauren is obsessed when Heidi and her creepy boyfriend are the only ones I’ve seen in the gossip rags and websites saying stupid shit like that…I also don’t understand how it’s possible for her to get uglier everytime I see her. Go away Spencer and Heidi!

  14. joemama

    GAH!!! This bitch is SO UGLY!!! she has the longest face on earth!!! that CHIN! and that shiny wax statue driving her.. BLEGH! She SHOULD’VE gotten a face (chin) job before getting a boob & nose job. She looks like somebodies oily ass mom. Who the hell ARE these horrible looking people anyway!!

  15. N

    These two don’t even deserve the attention they are getting. He needs to dump her and get together with a real celebrity since he wants to be famous so badly. Does she really believe he loves her? He’s in love with attention and she’s a real dumb ass to believe in him and turn her back on friendship. Lauren is better off without her no talent horse face. I can’t wait until her record tanks.

  16. TheRage

    okay, this is like reading news about ME in a gossip column; no one knows who either of us are, therefore NO ONE CARES! so.. when am i going to be featured here?

  17. Jaz

    She looks so fake!!! Your saying how pathetic lauren is take a look at your self shes not doing half the shit you guys are doing like beef cutains!! start acting your age not your shoe size!

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