‘The Hills’ Are Alive. Damn.

April 29th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Here’s “the cast” of the Hills on the cover of Rolling Stone. Remind me to cancel my subscription. Ok, I don’t actually subscribe but if I did, watch out, Jann Wenner! I’m not sure how these biddies got famous because that is not real life they’re reflecting. I actually watched it for the first time recently, and I wanted to give my eyes back to Jesus.

And for those of you who care, it’s all sort of spicy…ok, I can’t even lie. It sounds incredibly dull. Audrina, Lauren, and Lo moved in together. They had a housewarming party. Some old boyfriend from high school showed up. Justin Bobby got a haircut. Heidi made some ho stay home with her. Brody Jenner sucks. You know, the usual. That pained me to write.

By J. Harvey
  1. Yoshi

    :l I can’t believe it. Rolling Stone has had a great run of cover stories, and now this?! Ugh. I’d rather have Death Cab for cutie on the cover.

  2. Persistent Cat

    I’ve already written Rolling Stone a letter telling them never make me embarrassed to be seen with their magazine again after putting that High School Musical boy on the cover but now this shit? Fuck. I do have a subscription. Is there music on their show? As far as I know, no one’s a musician. I make an effort to not read posts on any of them, I do my best not to comment and this is what I fucking get.

    Well, I guess they’ll get another email. And a threat. I mean for God’s sake, they just had Keith, Mick and Jack White on the cover. They’ve had Bruce on the cover. Bruce fucking Springsteen!!!!! And now this. Ugh.

  3. Schmillian

    I love you Mr. J. Harvey!!! This was the funniest shit I have read in a while.

    Rolling Stone has hit an all time low. Shame on them.

  4. Schmillian

    I love you Mr. J. Harvey!!! This was the funniest shit I have read in a while.

    Rolling Stone has hit an all time low. Shame on them.

  5. Schmillian

    I love you Mr. J. Harvey!!! This was the funniest shit I have read in a while.

    Rolling Stone has hit an all time low. Shame on them.

  6. Zelda F.

    More like Tiger Beat, circa 1971. Rolling Stone SHOULD be embarrassed by this shit. Nothing like a bunch of horney old men salivating after a bunch of …. Oh, I can’t say “sweet young things” because they’re a bunch of fake, vapid, skanky ho’s … so let’s just say, Rolling Stone and Rock & Roll just officially died with THIS cover!

  7. btchyspice

    come on. let’s look at the positive side. at least heidi maintains her “whore-ish” status with her pose.

    and so shortly after the tragic death of her step-brother (who was so proud of her, had to keep the soldiers in order whence her maxim cover hit, and who lauren totally did not send condolences for–omg!.) let’s put things in her perspective. it’s good to see she’s putting things past her.

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