Despite the fact that Heath Ledger didn’t win the Best Actor Drama prize for his role as the gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, the ceremony was still a gay-ole-time. Phillip Seymor Hoffman won for his role as Truman Capote in Capote, and Felicity Huffman (she had a very touching speech) won for her role as the transsexual in Transamerica. Brokeback Mountain took home awards for Best Film (Drama), screenplay, director, and song.
It was the television actor winners that proved to be the most humorous in their speeches. Geena Davis, who won for Best Actress Drama for Commander in Chief, was probably the most humorous (lying to the audience is always funny). Steve Carroll who won for The Office had a pretty humorous speech as well.
Now lets get down to the nitty gritty of it all. Boobs. Two women’s boobs bothered me throughout the entire evening. Mariah Carey’s and Drew Barrymore’s. First off, Mariah. We get it. You love showing off the ta-tas. You’ve got a great pair. But what was up with the trying to act sexy while reading off the Best Song nominees? And that plastered smile she had on her face throughout the whole evening. She looked like her face was frozen in place.
More boob talk after the jump.
Drew Barrymore. Have you heard of a bra? Your tits were hanging down to your waist! And what was up with that dress. Hideous. Just hideous.
I almost forgot about Pamela Anderson‘s boobs. They looked like they were being hoisted by a sling. Don’t get me started on her cheap looking hairstyle either. Take some notes from Scarlett. That’s some good cleavage.
Other notable moments. Harrison Ford looked like he was a crazed stoned zombie. Which he is. Jonathan Rhys Meyers proved his is humorless. Was that a bra strap or part of Gwyneth’s dress that was hanging down during her introduction of Anthony Hopkins?
Who didn’t look so hot? The boob ladies mentioned above. Oh, and Melanie Griffith who looked like a cheap whore.
For a list of all the winners, click here.
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