The Galaxy Just Isn’t Sexy Enough

January 31st, 2007 // 3 Comments

David Beckham, literally riding in on his steed to America, is setting the waves of change into motion. First, one must find a pad suitable for the Beckhams to call home. Then, before starting work, get rid of the dreadful active-wear sponsored apparel and get some Armani up in here.

Female First says that David will be breathing a sexy breath of fresh air into the drab green and yellow that the soccer team is currently wearing. The owner of the league is tickled pink with the changes and makes me wonder if he more concerned with David just strutting his hotness around than actually winning games.

“We have a good name but we need a more legendary, traditional kind of look and the kit and badge will change. We made a decision that it was time to start thinking how we can create a world brand. David Beckham will obviously help enormously with that and we can’t wait to see him here.”

We better be careful, otherwise this is going to turn into a Beyonce/Dreamgirls battle of the egos. I wonder if they will be having a pillow fight to go with their makeover.

By Cara Harrington
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  1. Jospehine Dertz

    Sorry but Beck’s is not all that! He has no chest muscles, and the puniest arms on the planet. American society are such sheep. If you put a donkey in a pair of True Religion jeans and then have Oprah say something about it on her show people would start trying to get with donkeys, and letting them into Hyde.

  2. ZeldaF

    Josephine – how did this go from a story about David Beckhams hotness to you insulting Americans? I don’t know what club you belong to, but it sounds like “jealous bitch” to me.

  3. Trent

    Josephine. Shut the hell up, seriously he is the most fashionable straight male who takes PRIDE in how they look! Not some dopey bitch like u. Grow up.

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